As usual.
I never learn from my mistakes. Ever.
I'm an idiot when it comes to relationships. And friendships. And keeping promises. And math. And not being lazy.
I want a complete 100% pushover. I want to be able to break promises...but I want it to be ok. I want to be able to flip a shit for no reason other than I can...and it will be ok. I want to be able to forget something really, really important (but when he forgets something important about me I can be angry)...but it will be ok.
This complete 100% pushover should be incredibly smart. He should have a good job and he should financially support me because I don't want to. Oh, and we get to have sex whenever I see fit. He will never be hurt by my cold shoulder or my cold words. And he will love me like crazy because he will be completely whipped.
If I had that...things would be so much easier. If I had that I wouldn't have to sacrifice all of the things about me I don't want to let go of. I like being stubborn. I like being in control. I like getting things I don't deserve. I like being mean for no reason if it doesn't come back to bite me in the ass.
Please, don't take this post as completely serious.
I'm an idiot when it comes to relationships. And friendships. And keeping promises. And math. And not being lazy.
I want a complete 100% pushover. I want to be able to break promises...but I want it to be ok. I want to be able to flip a shit for no reason other than I can...and it will be ok. I want to be able to forget something really, really important (but when he forgets something important about me I can be angry)...but it will be ok.
This complete 100% pushover should be incredibly smart. He should have a good job and he should financially support me because I don't want to. Oh, and we get to have sex whenever I see fit. He will never be hurt by my cold shoulder or my cold words. And he will love me like crazy because he will be completely whipped.
If I had that...things would be so much easier. If I had that I wouldn't have to sacrifice all of the things about me I don't want to let go of. I like being stubborn. I like being in control. I like getting things I don't deserve. I like being mean for no reason if it doesn't come back to bite me in the ass.
Please, don't take this post as completely serious.