BLAAAARG.

Seriously.

This is a remarkably accurate depiction of how I feel about this whole process.

That is all.

Dear neighbors,

Sweet fucking Buddha at the county fair. Just shut up. Yes, I can hear you giggling like maniacs and shouting and pounding on the walls and using your fucking microwave. Seriously. Shut the fuck up. I have asked you politely three times already, and I don't want to have to get really angry with you ( Read more... )

( Somewhat obsolete rant )

Have I mentioned that I'm not a fan of chicken? I'll eat it in teriyaki or curry or soup and such, but really it does not appeal to me. In fact, everything from the slimy skin to the layer of fat to the cartilage to the general texture evokes great disgust. I'm not squeamish, and the raw form of nearly every other meat is generally not beyond my ( Read more... )

I spent like two days downloading the next episode of Simoun, and apparently all of a sudden I don't have the right codec ( Read more... )

Goddamnit. The right ear of my headphones has stopped working. And Steph's here and asleep, and my spare pair (that is, little crappy ones that also have a microphone attached) aren't working at all. Arrgh. This really ticks me off. These are really nice headphones, yes? I'd expect them to last more than ten months, yes ( Read more... )

What, I ask you, is the point of a resealable bag for candies that are individually wrapped?

Not that these peanut ginger chews aren't delicious. But still, honestly, if you think they're going to get stale through the foil wrapping, a ziplock bag isn't going to help much ( Read more... )

Anybody who posts any writing or creative work to their LJ should have a look at this, because it's rather stupid and, hey, you don't really want LJ legally owning whatever you post, do youThat aside... fuck it, I've got one of those Tonight-y songs from West Side Story stuck in my head, and I do not want it there. I will listen to something tough ( Read more... )

The Sharp Object for the month of August: Occam's Razor. Why, you ask? Pluto. That's why. You'd think it'd just be simpler to have "planets" and "not planets." But "dwarf planets," really? What is that? Come on, guys, Pluto is round because of its own gravity, it has a moon, it orbits a star, and maybe it is rather small, but I fail to understand ( Read more... )

Dear Home Depot Customer Service Department ( Read more... )