I'm addicted to humorous online translators.

A few of my favorites: Universal Translator, Dialectizer, Valley URL and Pornolizer.

Go ahead and Pimp, Cockney Rhyme, or Pornolize my blog.

Yeah, I'm quite off today, but at least I'm having fun some of the time.

( A Steven Spielberg Film )

Here's something entertaining. A never ending story about a DUH DUH DUHHHHH weather girl. How did I miss this in my inbox? Tee hee, it mentions Kevin Orpurt, that's great.

Sending good vibes out to sweetiejen! Feel better!

Sex-crazed seniors won't leave me alone!

Psst, Shalini, you rock.

Oh, they do cry. I think they're human. Taking the news to heart, it's not something you can do when you're there everyday, constantly having to see and hear about the real, sometimes scary and traumatic stuff. But also... it's why I don't like to take the trivial stuff so seriously, there needs to be some balance in the workplace. People at my ( Read more... )

My sister sent this to me. It's quite hilarious and dirty. She must have put this dialogue into one of those website translators or something. Heh, maybe I get amused much too easily.

Read the hilarity (reader discretion is advised due to the graphic language):

( Xander and Anya 'The Champ' Interview Number 1 )

From Simon:

You guessed it... www.monkeypants.com

This site is going to blow your mind and change your life in ways you could not possibly imagine.

Okay, so not too much of a surprise ( Read more... )