Oh, they do cry. I think they're human. Taking the news to heart, it's not something you can do when you're there everyday, constantly having to see and hear about the real, sometimes scary and traumatic stuff. But also... it's why I don't like to take the trivial stuff so seriously, there needs to be some balance in the workplace. People at my work? Nuts.
Yep, if there are any tears, it's most likely from laughing. Ah, how I dislike the news. Unless there are screw ups or it's funny.
I've barely slept at all this week. Whoda thunk working at 5 AM could be entertaining? All I had to do in the wee hours of the morning was sit at the computer and turn the knob for the teleprompter as a fill-in. So what did I learn this week from the media?
Ass scratching. Erin gets "to the heart" of this story? More like "to the crack." Had to watch this one several times... actually, it was about workers being laid off, but there was distracting video. Whenever one of the girls was on camera standing around, her hand was doing something around that area and people just made me laugh. Why would you do that if you know there's a news camera around? And more importantly, Erin... why did you put that in your pack? Did the photog notice? He probably kept that video on purpose.
Cicadas, cicadas, cicadas... yadda yadda. Big annoying bugs are coming to town, we get it. They're harmless unless you eat them. So no basting and sauteing of these scrum-diddly-uptious critters, kay? They don't have enough natural predators, except that one guy who ate them, that's why they're aplenty. And yes, better be careful or your child may fearfully get onto his bike, get into a wreck into a bath tub full of scolding water because these things are so darn scary looking.
Not kidding. We had stories about that stuff.
Big shocker, read on the wires that one of those T.A.T.U. girls is pregnant... so, what does this mean? She's *gasp* bisexual? Or not even gay at all?! Get out!
Though gay marriages are coming along in Massachusetts... generations of old fogies refuse to believe two human beings who love each other can share the same rights as everyone else.
Pump Watch. Just say it with me. Pump Watch.
Teaching assistants don't want to have to take a standardized test to keep their job because they aren't "required to know" the kinds of questions on the test. Way to be an example to the kids, refuse to learn something because it isn't commonly used in everyday life. Instead, the teachers feel that their job is to create a supportive environment. Okay, good.
Student: "I need help with my algebra."
Teaching assistant: "Nope, I'm just here to love you."
I've been at the station too much!! Make it go away!