Despite being massively vaginablocked on Saturday night, there were many lime and sodas consumed and much dancing had. This is a Big Thing for me because as the kids at work tell me... "Miss, you dance like a white woman, nyorn ( Read more... )

So I've been kinda sorta half-seeing this guy Deaks* for the last month or so. Fly in/fly out mechanic, smart, funny, sweet, attentive, and more importantly -- he's not bugfuck insane paranoid. Which is a refreshing change for me this year. I actually like this guy.

( But I had a bit of a crisis of conviction this afternoon. )

 
Hello FREEDOM.  How are you?  Long time, no see…

This, peoples, is gonna take some getting used to.  But I’m entirely up for the challenge. J

So, second day in of SELF EMPLOYMENT, and I have made myself $0.00.  Heeeeee.  Well, technically I’m on self-appointed annual stress leave until December 1st.  Possibly longer.  *looks at bank account*  Um ( Read more... )

Okay peoples, lets kick this sucker off with a bang.  Cut straight to the door of the pink flamingo, where I am teetering wildly between love and loathing.  Not my favourite spot in the cosmos but I've certainly worn the carpet there a little more than on the extremities....

Warning for a bit of language.  Plug your delicate virtual ears.

Standing ( Read more... )