haven't updated in a while.

2006 sucks.

they should offer egg nog more than one month out of the year.

one time when me was high, me sold me car for like 24 chicken mcnuggets.
- ali g

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here are some random things about me ( Read more... )

it really bugs me when people think giving out other people's cell phone numbers is "no big deal ( Read more... )

after some convincing, i was able to switch my t-mobile plan from 1000 anytime minutes with free nights and weekends for $45.99
to 1000 anytime minutes with free nights and weekends for $39.99 - a plan that's not even offered in my market.
i love having negotiation skills.
i was even able to get * that plan also.

i have two of the dumbest security guards working at the place i work at.

security guard number 1 : bought a brand-new car in feb. the other day i noticed that one of the windows gone and a trash bag duct taped in its place. i asked him what happened. he answered, i locked my keys inside, my brother can't drive and my parents were out of town. so ( Read more... )

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i was at the grocery store the other day and this little girl - who must have been 10 - was walking around picking up things she wanted her dad to buy her.
her dad kept saying no.
the last thing the little girl picked up was the listerine pockepaks - those fresh-breath strips.
her dad asked, now, why do you need one of those? you don't have bad ( Read more... )