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i have two of the dumbest security guards working at the place i work at.
security guard number 1 : bought a brand-new car in feb. the other day i noticed that one of the windows gone and a trash bag duct taped in its place. i asked him what happened. he answered, i locked my keys inside, my brother can't drive and my parents were out of town. so i grabbed a sledgehammer we have in our shed and bashed the window.
he didn't call a friend, he didn't call a locksmith. his first reaction was to break the glass. he also told me that he got scared and ran away. he had to remind himself that it was his own car. when asked, he just answered, the only bad thing is i can't check my blind spot.
security guard number 2 : while on foot patrol, he got caught in the rain. when given a raincoat, he took off his winter coat, put on the rain coat and put the winter coat over it. when it stopped raining he took off his winter coat, took off the raincoat - which was dry - and put the winter coat - which was wet - back on.
security guard number 1 : bought a brand-new car in feb. the other day i noticed that one of the windows gone and a trash bag duct taped in its place. i asked him what happened. he answered, i locked my keys inside, my brother can't drive and my parents were out of town. so i grabbed a sledgehammer we have in our shed and bashed the window.
he didn't call a friend, he didn't call a locksmith. his first reaction was to break the glass. he also told me that he got scared and ran away. he had to remind himself that it was his own car. when asked, he just answered, the only bad thing is i can't check my blind spot.
security guard number 2 : while on foot patrol, he got caught in the rain. when given a raincoat, he took off his winter coat, put on the rain coat and put the winter coat over it. when it stopped raining he took off his winter coat, took off the raincoat - which was dry - and put the winter coat - which was wet - back on.