Fatal Foebys
My work load does get very busy this time of year. What with dissatisfied lovers wanting the demise of their respective partners. Not to mention the amount of terminations that I have to get through with unwanted pregnancies. That is why I've decided to set up business by selling the aborted foetuses as a romantic gift for a loved one. I've even trained up the foetuses to act like some kind of cute furby toy (Foebys) that can sprout various messages of love and adoration. The only problem is, is that they tend to be flammable, so keep them away from the kiddies.
As for me, I used to have a loved one. We would spend time together desecrating grave sides, visiting the morgue for a quick snack, even holding 'bring and buy' sales for the local lepers (We got the body parts from former patients). Though that all sadly came to an end when I found out that she had caught some necrophilia induced STD from one of my patients. I could never forgive the betrayal, and so, she now rests along side the very corpse which gave her the disease, the corpse of a well endowed phallus used in the production of 'life like' dildos...
I hope that you all have a romantic valentines day and consider the advantages of my special offer on the lovers termination package. Where both your hearts will merge to become one large, deformed heart.
As for me, I used to have a loved one. We would spend time together desecrating grave sides, visiting the morgue for a quick snack, even holding 'bring and buy' sales for the local lepers (We got the body parts from former patients). Though that all sadly came to an end when I found out that she had caught some necrophilia induced STD from one of my patients. I could never forgive the betrayal, and so, she now rests along side the very corpse which gave her the disease, the corpse of a well endowed phallus used in the production of 'life like' dildos...
I hope that you all have a romantic valentines day and consider the advantages of my special offer on the lovers termination package. Where both your hearts will merge to become one large, deformed heart.