Die-tary Concerns
Sorry that I’ve been away for so long. It’s just that I’ve been trying to create my own diet regime to rival that of Dr Aitkin’s. Not that it would leave you feeling healthy mind, in fact it probably will leave you without any feeling whatsoever. I did think that just a plate of around twenty or so paracetamols a day would do the trick, but I’ve been advised by my financial assistants to come up with some more variation in order to bleed the vain dry of all their hard earned money.
So I came up with some more nutritious delights in order for you to try out on your pampered palates. This includes my nausiashake which is a blend of fresh vomit distilled into a mixture of hydrochloric acid and topped with a sprig of mint to leave your breath fresh.
Also, my patented recipe (Passed down through generations of Pauly GP’s) of various human organs (All 100% organically donated from lepers to medical research) arranged in an aesthetically pleasing humanoid shape. The side toping of skin peelings really help to make this meal feel like you’re eating away at a part of yourself (Hence the expression, ‘You are what you eat’).
I just hope that everyone can benefit from this new diet, especially those with more money than sense. Still, if you are poor, you could always just do what they do in most ‘Third World Countries’ (Like Canada) and just starve yourself into losing those pounds.
So I came up with some more nutritious delights in order for you to try out on your pampered palates. This includes my nausiashake which is a blend of fresh vomit distilled into a mixture of hydrochloric acid and topped with a sprig of mint to leave your breath fresh.
Also, my patented recipe (Passed down through generations of Pauly GP’s) of various human organs (All 100% organically donated from lepers to medical research) arranged in an aesthetically pleasing humanoid shape. The side toping of skin peelings really help to make this meal feel like you’re eating away at a part of yourself (Hence the expression, ‘You are what you eat’).
I just hope that everyone can benefit from this new diet, especially those with more money than sense. Still, if you are poor, you could always just do what they do in most ‘Third World Countries’ (Like Canada) and just starve yourself into losing those pounds.