Deadly Disney

Feb 12, 2004 19:58

My work seems to be of some interest and speculation at the moment. Recently I have been asked to write an article for cosmopolitan magazine, reporting on the advantages of euthanasia for the modern gold digger on the go. I, myself, never question the ethical reasonings behind such an individual who loves their old oil tycoon, aging monarch e.t.c. so much that they want the best for them. As long as both the caring wife and or sweet heart and I get the money that we rightfully deserve.

Even Disney have asked me for advice in order to make a film based on Euthanasia. Though I thought that Bambi already covered the whole 'Death' issue well enough. This apparently is not the case. They want to focus upon this lemming who is torn between the dilemma of watching its parents take the plunge (over a big cliff) or killing them itself.

Tim Rice shall be collaborating with Elton John in order to create a moving score to accompany the film. With songs which include 'Can you feel the life fading away from you, tonight?' and 'The never-ending circle of life'. I think the film is going to be called 'Lamenting Lemmings' or 'Sleeping Beastie', it's either one or the other...
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