Whatever It Is, It's Genetic
This is not my survey, I did not answer these questions. My thirteen year old brother Joseph Daniel did. By the way, he just informed me he did not know how to spell his middle name until 7th grade... he is a genius.
Anyway, his dumb thirteen year old ass filled out this survey. Read it. You will see that we have so many of the same... qualities? problems? genetic disorders? Whatever it is, this is proof that when you drink during pregnancy (oh, I love my mother), shit happens to the kid and he turns out to be an asshole.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dirt Joseph
Birthday: whenever i want a free desert at joe's crab shack
Birthplace: on a hill, thank you!!
Current Location: my cumputer
Eye Color: i got stabbed in the eye so red
Hair Color: greenish brown
Height: exactly 45cm
Right Handed or Left Handed: both, on the cock
Your Heritage: Ronald MckDonald is my father so clown
The Shoes You Wore Today: reebok
Your Weakness: boobies
Your Fears: saggy boobies
Your Perfect Pizza: no sauce or cheese just dough
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: finish counting the times i'v got laid damn
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: rashna
Thoughts First Waking Up: why the fuck you wake me up bastard
Your Best Physical Feature: my tender ass hole
Your Bedtime: 6:30 after my bath
Your Most Missed Memory: hangin with greg
Pepsi or Coke: squirt
MacDonalds or Burger King: taco bell
Single or Group Dates: yes please
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: no thank you
Chocolate or Vanilla: ice cream? milk? women?
Cappuccino or Coffee: if i just took it up the ass cappuccino but......
Do you Smoke: before and after sex
Do you Swear: during sex
Do you Sing: also during sex
Do you Shower Daily: after sex
Have you Been in Love: all the time
Do you want to go to College: yea tons of pussy there
Do you want to get Married: same pussy? yea right
Do you belive in yourself: hahahaha no
Do you get Motion Sickness: yea but i keep going
Do you think you are Attractive: fuck yes damnit
Are you a Health Freak: ohh yea i cant stand tasty food i like to eat shit
Do you get along with your Parents: most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: all of the time
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ummm every night
In the past month have you Smoked: i did
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep sure have
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: sorry im poor
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yea but i only ate the inside so i shit out cream
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yea
In the past month have you been on Stage: strip bar for 200 dollars
In the past month have you been Dumped: yea
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yea
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yea
Ever been Drunk: i am right now
Ever been called a Tease: yes i have
Ever been Beaten up: yes sir i have
Ever Shoplifted: im to much of a poon
How do you want to Die: shooting myself in the head..... with a load of jizz after making sweet love
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a motivater with no past at all
What country would you most like to Visit: Canada
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: white
Favourite Hair Color: hahaha
Short or Long Hair: bald
Height:
Weight: 35mt
Best Clothing Style: butt nacked
Number of Drugs I have taken: alot
Number of CDs I own: 2 million
Number of Piercings: rashna
Number of Tattoos: one on my ass hole
Number of things in my Past I Regret: what the fuck kinda question is that damnit
Anyway, his dumb thirteen year old ass filled out this survey. Read it. You will see that we have so many of the same... qualities? problems? genetic disorders? Whatever it is, this is proof that when you drink during pregnancy (oh, I love my mother), shit happens to the kid and he turns out to be an asshole.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dirt Joseph
Birthday: whenever i want a free desert at joe's crab shack
Birthplace: on a hill, thank you!!
Current Location: my cumputer
Eye Color: i got stabbed in the eye so red
Hair Color: greenish brown
Height: exactly 45cm
Right Handed or Left Handed: both, on the cock
Your Heritage: Ronald MckDonald is my father so clown
The Shoes You Wore Today: reebok
Your Weakness: boobies
Your Fears: saggy boobies
Your Perfect Pizza: no sauce or cheese just dough
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: finish counting the times i'v got laid damn
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: rashna
Thoughts First Waking Up: why the fuck you wake me up bastard
Your Best Physical Feature: my tender ass hole
Your Bedtime: 6:30 after my bath
Your Most Missed Memory: hangin with greg
Pepsi or Coke: squirt
MacDonalds or Burger King: taco bell
Single or Group Dates: yes please
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: no thank you
Chocolate or Vanilla: ice cream? milk? women?
Cappuccino or Coffee: if i just took it up the ass cappuccino but......
Do you Smoke: before and after sex
Do you Swear: during sex
Do you Sing: also during sex
Do you Shower Daily: after sex
Have you Been in Love: all the time
Do you want to go to College: yea tons of pussy there
Do you want to get Married: same pussy? yea right
Do you belive in yourself: hahahaha no
Do you get Motion Sickness: yea but i keep going
Do you think you are Attractive: fuck yes damnit
Are you a Health Freak: ohh yea i cant stand tasty food i like to eat shit
Do you get along with your Parents: most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: all of the time
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ummm every night
In the past month have you Smoked: i did
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep sure have
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: sorry im poor
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yea but i only ate the inside so i shit out cream
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yea
In the past month have you been on Stage: strip bar for 200 dollars
In the past month have you been Dumped: yea
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yea
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yea
Ever been Drunk: i am right now
Ever been called a Tease: yes i have
Ever been Beaten up: yes sir i have
Ever Shoplifted: im to much of a poon
How do you want to Die: shooting myself in the head..... with a load of jizz after making sweet love
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a motivater with no past at all
What country would you most like to Visit: Canada
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: white
Favourite Hair Color: hahaha
Short or Long Hair: bald
Height:
Weight: 35mt
Best Clothing Style: butt nacked
Number of Drugs I have taken: alot
Number of CDs I own: 2 million
Number of Piercings: rashna
Number of Tattoos: one on my ass hole
Number of things in my Past I Regret: what the fuck kinda question is that damnit