It's a Fine Life

Aug 14, 2006 17:03

My stereo that was my best friend for ten years fritzed out. It was so glamorous, sparks, tears, death threats, everything. Now the music is gone from my life.

IMPORTANT SURVEY QUESTION!!!! Do I buy a new stereo or invest in an ipod? I can't afford both, but the ipod seems useless without a stereo to play it on? Or am I mislead? I am confused about technology.

I need to get some humbleness back in my life, pronto. My new catchphrase is "I'm always right." The sad part is that, thusfar, I am. I decided I should market this skill as a telephone advice thing. I will be like Dr. Kathryn the Scientist Psycologist, but instead of helping you with your feelings, I will tell you that you are an assface and please send me money.

Speaking of me always being right, I just remembered something I was very WRONG about recently!!! I have made very poor life choices, most of them involve my mouth in some way. My mouth can do many things, such as speak, ingest, and suck to name a few. I should screw the ipod/ stereo question and just buy a muzzle.

I made a new friend! Her name is Billie Stoner she is 63 years young, and we like to do shots together at the Holly Inn and talk about how we hate the police! Then we call her husband to drive us home.

Man, I am doing lots of writing on this thing! If you are even still reading this, you are probably mad at me for monopolizing your friends page.
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