So... does anyone from Arizona want to tell me what documents I'm supposed to bring if/when I travel to your fair state now to avoid being deported to Mexico if questioned by the police on my immigration status?  Seeing as I was born in this country... I don't have immigration papers. :P

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Woman jumps into polar bear enclosure.


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Amazon.com has decided that gay/lesbian themed fiction should be hidden on the virtual back shelf and no longer have sales rankings.

Details here.

Phone numbers and e-mail addresses through which comments can be sent to Amazon.com can be found here.

And the LJ entry where I first caught wind of this is here.

For all those who think strict gun control laws will stop school shootings and other acts of deranged wackos:

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/03/11/germany.school.shooting/index.html

"The pistol used in the killing was part of the father's collection, authorities said. German gun laws are fairly restrictive and require owners to control access ( Read more... )

CNN.com is a gold mine this morning...

"And then there were none" department:
Chinese mistress contest takes tragic turn

If only American Idol worked like this.

"Panic first, ask questions later" department:
'This bike is a pipe bomb' band sticker clears Memphis terminal

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World's Biggest Idiot has World's Biggest Breasts

"In May, ABC news reported that Hershey's breasts were 34 FFF after eight surgeries and one gallon of silicone. But she wasn't done yet. On her way to achieving her dream, she encountered certain roadblocks, like Texas law. The state limits the amount of silicone that one person put in their body ( Read more... )

Instead of a check, you may be getting an IOU.

California Taxpayers Due Refunds May Get IOUs

Posted for the benefit of numerous people on my friends list who live in California.

Lawsuit seeks to take "so help me God" out of inaugural

"Plaintiffs are placed in the untenable position of having to choose between not watching the presidential inauguration or being forced to countenance endorsements of purely religious notions that they expressly deny," according to the lawsuit.

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These have to be the most idiotic parents ever.

I pity this kid when he gets old enough to go to school and get his ass kicked on daily basis for having the name ADOLF HITLER.