"The Last Airbender" couldn't be called "Avatar: The..." because James Cameron had already used the title.  I hope NC Soft is satisfied that Sarah Palin won't be able to pour a similar bucket of ice water over the title "Going Rogue."

Coming soon to a theater near you...


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I am submitting a suggestion to BP.  I think they should hold a contest and let five lucky children in for a tour of their Gulf drilling operations.  Chances are good that shortly after arriving, the fat German kid will clog that pipe.

I can't believe no one thought of this sooner.

Jesus is back and he's hungry!  Fetch the bran flakes, for...


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How the ending of "There Will Be Blood" was written:

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Santa Claus, like Kanye West, appears today as always to interrupt celebrations that are not his domain. "Look, I know you just got turkey and Imma let you finish, but Christmas is one of the best holidays of all time. OF ALL TIME!"

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Santa only comes once a year but he gets well over a month of foreplay.

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I'd like to see Randy Newman do that!