Damn those youtube blogger girls.  And the actual bloggers.  These people are costing me some serious moolah, but it's also my fault in the sense that I freaking love all these lotions and potions, and wouldn't stop purchasing them even if I could.  I bought all the stuff mentioned in my last post, because I am weird, and I am depraved, and yet I ( Read more... )

So, I go on  youtube to kill ten minutes while I'm waiting for my pasta to cook/my show to start/my facemask to work.  I watch a haul/empties/review video by Elle Fowler, Tracey and Steph or WinterRose84 (don't know her real name).  They talk about stuff they've loved, their description gets in my head, I begin to violently crave said product/item ( Read more... )

ZOMG, how long has it been? LJ has, once again, taken a back seat to Real Life, as has the rest of the internet in recent months. *two minute break already while Patch brews her green tea* Okay, the green tea is now brewed, iced and ready to be sweetened with a hint of organic pineapple juice OMMA-NOM. So what the hell have I been doing with my ( Read more... )

So I just watched the latest Criminal Minds, and here are some Thoughts:

*This unsub hurts puppies.  Puppies.  NO.  I cannot be having with this.  I have a brand new, shiny, pretty television that is big beyond all sense and I am thoroughly in love with it, but I nearly put my foot through it when that kid was patting that little basset hound and ( Read more... )

Okay, so as some of you know, I have a serious substance abuse problem ... bath and body products.  I'm a total Lush addict, and I'm also pretty convinced I shouldn't be allowed in The Body Shop or L'Occitane En Provence without adult supervision either.  My bathroom collection is INSANE.  My brother came over the other day to see my new place ( ( Read more... )

So, excuse my hyper verbosity and general lack of coherence right now, my brain is a little bit sex-fried.  See, The Boy came over last night - I hadn't seen him in a month or so, because, you know, I have a job and a life and I'm not the clingy, girlfriendy type who has to see the man she's sleeping with on a regular basis or else risk a full-on ( Read more... )

There's lots of shit that needs blogging about today, and its relevance is for you to determine.  Shall we start with the shit?  Yes, okay, lets.

First thing's first:  What the hell is up with sex?

( cutting for some naughtiness )

I feel a bit better now.  I'm still angry about being treated like a whore, but all the weepy stuff was just a result of alcohol + lack of sleep, methinks.  Anyway, onward and upward ( Read more... )