And I Must Spork: Maradonia, Part III

[pariah164]

Welcome to a late night/early morning edition of the Maradonia Sporkings. I have four chapters to get through today, so let's not waste time. Let's kick this pig.

Comments

[zibeoh]

There is such a thing as underwater rivers...if you're scuba diving. Just...btw.

[satireknight]

Yeah, but it's not really comparable to treasure...

[maxismerlin]

And is also really, really dangerous.

[yamamanama]

Maybe she meant underground rivers.

I've heard of underwater lakes, but aren't they really deep?

[anakinnotvader]

Why is there a picture at the beginning of every chapter? Is it just so Tesch can raise her page count and then brag about how long her books are? It's not like the pictures are even very good.

Also, about the mermaid statue. Who the heck put it there? I'd guess the people from Maradonia, but if that's the case then 1) Why would they make it so that it's possible to open a portal to their world by setting off the trap and 2) How did they get back to their world after setting up the statue?
Maybe somebody else put it there. But I don't know who.

[anonymous]

"Why is there a picture at the beginning of every chapter? Is it just so Tesch can raise her page count and then brag about how long her books are?"

DING DING DING! We have a winner! Frankie, tell him/her what s/he won!

Frankie: "A lifetime supply of brain bleach, twenty boxes of red pens, and twenty large bottles of sanrock's own moonshine! Congratulations!"

[pariah164]

I think so. Yeah, the sentence structure is very much 'are you serious', but like I said, I can't type it all, or we'd be here all day.

[lady_licht]

Hoppy! xD I'm almost as much a fan of Hoppy as I am of Twideer. But Twideer will always be number one! *_*

[lady_licht]

Oh, forgot, my brain is on holiday, sorry.

Wanted to say thanks for uploading the pictures ;)

[pariah164]

No problem!

[kajacana]

Tesch, I don't think punctuation works how you think it works.

[pariah164]

It really doesn't.

[darkauthor26]

I guess I'm waiting for the lulz and they just won't come.

I feel you. Even when I'm reading sporks, I can't make myself laugh at the quoted material from the book because it's just too stupid. I commend you for even making it this far.

Moving on, the next page is almost all about Maya and Joey talking about the differences between stalactites and stalagmites. But then suddenly a bright light coming from a crack in the ceiling! So bright it made Maya and Joey shield their eyes!

It's called the sun, you twats.

I LOLed in real life. XD

[pariah164]

The stupid is indeed staggering sometimes.

Glad I made you LOL!