I am the Paranoid Android and I am a hoarder ( Read more... )

... doesn't even rhyme.I got home at a reasonable time last night after a very reasonable single pint of ale and a nice big meal and unreasonably I failed to get to sleep until the wee hours of the morning ( Read more... )

Funny story of the week... someone in Woolworth's marketing team had an idea that Lolita is a good name for a 6 year old's bed... oh the hilarity.  I'm "amused" by some of the comments on the various reports of this news item.  The outrage is perhaps understandable, the laughing at Woollies is expected.  The "get a life" comments crack me up.  I ( Read more... )