it resulted in fifteen blackouts (and one henious deed)

[notjamesbond]

[Paradisa, Paradisa, Paradisa. What ever are we going to do with you? Why, you are just asking to be messed with, somehow. Newt has had enough of your cute little pure ways, so therefore, he's decided to strike back.]

[WITH MOUSE TRAPS.]

[That's right. For now, on every square inch of the floor on the lobby is a mouse trap, loaded and ready for

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[emit]

[Kallen's coming down the stairs, and she stops when she sees what's covering the floor.]

What the hell?!

[notjamesbond]

[Newt waves from his chair, looking ever so pleased.]

Oh, sorry about that. Just thought this place needed a bit of touching up, you know what I mean?

[emit]

Have you gone mental?

[The redhead's scowling as she looks for a place to step.]

[notjamesbond]

Why do you say that? I'm completely sane the last time I checked.

[onlyanapple]

[Crowley wanders through them, not setting a single one off, to lean on the wall nearest Newt. Slow clap time, Mr. Pulsifer]

Wow. You sure have shown us, Newt.

[notjamesbond]

[Don't mind if he glares at you. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET HURT BY THOSE THINGS. >:I]

Yes, yes I have. And I guess I couldn't get you this time, what with your magical demon powers and anything.

[onlyanapple]

[That's what happens when you can bend reality, dude]

Go on, say 'curses', you look like your bursting to do it.

[He picks up a mousetrap, still not going off, turning it this way and that] So, any reason why you're going over to the dark side?

[notjamesbond]

I'm not having you laugh at me, Crowley! Never again!

[He practically growls it, waving his pin threateningly.]

Because I wanted to! Seriously, the sight of your face makes my blood boil...

[malfoy_purity]

[Draco's sat on his broom and is hovering over it before staring at Newt.]

What in the name of all that's holy, is wrong with you?

[notjamesbond]

[Newt chortles, though secretly he's rather annoyed that Draco is not enjoying his gift.]

Wrong? Ha! Nothing's wrong! I'm just giving this castle a good gift, that's all.

[malfoy_purity]

...

How are mousetraps a gift?

[notjamesbond]

They are! A delightfully evil gift. Like the Trojan Horse!

[And an annoyed sigh.]

It's meant to be an evil deed, you moron.

[her_mouse_jesty]

[Have a mouse for the mouse traps. She takes one look at this floor, and shrieks, grabbing her tail.]

Oh, not these horrid things again!

[notjamesbond]

Oh, sorry, madam! Just had to furnish the place with something a bit fun.

[He practically laughs at her, and also inwardly wonders what the heck a giant talking mouse is doing here. Oh well. THIS WAS PARADISA, WEIRD THINGS HAPPEN.]

[her_mouse_jesty]

This isn't fun at all! And that didn't sound like a proper apology.

[... Yes she's serious. And glaring at you. Sob, if only she had her magic.]

[notjamesbond]

Maybe because I never meant it to be?

[Insert evil laugh here. Oh, it looks like he's having too much fun at this.]

[ofkirkwall]

[ Hawke will just stand on the last step and stare at the mousetrap funnily, they sure are weird and are totally in her way to leaving the castle. ]

...

[ She's got to resist the urge to poke one with the bladed end of her staff, it's a difficult thing to resist you know. ]

So, whats your plan for getting out of there?

[notjamesbond]

Plan? What plan?

[He narrows his eyes at her, wondering what she is going on about. Of course there can be nothing wrong with his plan- he's Pulsifer. Newt Pulsifer.]

What are you going on about?

[ofkirkwall]

Well... [ It's official, he's the worst villain ever. ]

I could be wrong, but it seems you've managed to trap yourself with your own devilishly devised contraptions.

[notjamesbond]

...What? No, that can't be. This is a foolproof plan.

[And he looks down at the mousetraps all around him. Welp. :I]

It can't...