it resulted in fifteen blackouts (and one henious deed)

[notjamesbond]

[Paradisa, Paradisa, Paradisa. What ever are we going to do with you? Why, you are just asking to be messed with, somehow. Newt has had enough of your cute little pure ways, so therefore, he's decided to strike back.]

[WITH MOUSE TRAPS.]

[That's right. For now, on every square inch of the floor on the lobby is a mouse trap, loaded and ready for

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[ofkirkwall]

[ Hawke will just stand on the last step and stare at the mousetrap funnily, they sure are weird and are totally in her way to leaving the castle. ]

...

[ She's got to resist the urge to poke one with the bladed end of her staff, it's a difficult thing to resist you know. ]

So, whats your plan for getting out of there?

[notjamesbond]

Plan? What plan?

[He narrows his eyes at her, wondering what she is going on about. Of course there can be nothing wrong with his plan- he's Pulsifer. Newt Pulsifer.]

What are you going on about?

[ofkirkwall]

Well... [ It's official, he's the worst villain ever. ]

I could be wrong, but it seems you've managed to trap yourself with your own devilishly devised contraptions.

[notjamesbond]

...What? No, that can't be. This is a foolproof plan.

[And he looks down at the mousetraps all around him. Welp. :I]

It can't...

[ofkirkwall]

[ She'd slow clap if Thedas had ever heard of such a thing, instead she just stands there, half leaning on her staff as she watches the realization dawn on him.

SILLY NEWT. ]

Should've thought about this one a little more carefully.

[notjamesbond]

I-I thought about it. It's brilliant, okay?!

[He growls at the traps around him, looking really upset.]

I can find a way out. Somehow. Maybe. Okay, I'm smart!

[ofkirkwall]

[ She attempts to stifle her laughter, but it kind of fails. ]

So smart you managed to surround yourself with your own trap. [ Snerk. ] Unless you can fly I don't see any way of escaping without ruining your little plan.

[notjamesbond]

I can't fly, but...errrgghh!

[LADY HE DOES NOT LIKE YOU.]

Just shut up, okay! Shut up!

[ofkirkwall]

[ DON'T HATE HER CAUSE SHE'S PRETTY... AND POINTING OUT THE GLARING FLAWS IN HIS PLAN. ]

I'm only trying to help. [ No she isn't, that's a dirty dirty lie. ]

[notjamesbond]

[STOP BEING PRETTY IT ISN'T HELPING EITHER.]

Sure! Sure. Just pulling my entire plan apart. Thank you so much for helping.

[ofkirkwall]

You're welcome.

[ NOPE, NEVER GOING TO STOP BEING PRETTY. IT JUST CAN'T HAPPEN. ]

[notjamesbond]

What's your name? Just so I can write it down on a list of people I have to hate today.

[DARN YOU ALL OF YOU PRETTY WOMEN, ALWAYS MAKING HIS LIFE WORSE.]

[ofkirkwall]

Idunna. [ Oh Maker, she's trying so hard not to burst out into a uncontrollable fit of laughter right now. ] The Exotic Wonder from the East, pleasure to meet you.

[notjamesbond]

That's a weird name. And you're not exactly what I had in mind for an "exotic wonder from the east"...

[ofkirkwall]

My parents had little love for me.

[notjamesbond]

Really? Honestly, that's not a terrible name. It's just weird. Better than Newt, anyways...