it resulted in fifteen blackouts (and one henious deed)

[notjamesbond]

[Paradisa, Paradisa, Paradisa. What ever are we going to do with you? Why, you are just asking to be messed with, somehow. Newt has had enough of your cute little pure ways, so therefore, he's decided to strike back.]

[WITH MOUSE TRAPS.]

[That's right. For now, on every square inch of the floor on the lobby is a mouse trap, loaded and ready for

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[her_mouse_jesty]

[Have a mouse for the mouse traps. She takes one look at this floor, and shrieks, grabbing her tail.]

Oh, not these horrid things again!

[notjamesbond]

Oh, sorry, madam! Just had to furnish the place with something a bit fun.

[He practically laughs at her, and also inwardly wonders what the heck a giant talking mouse is doing here. Oh well. THIS WAS PARADISA, WEIRD THINGS HAPPEN.]

[her_mouse_jesty]

This isn't fun at all! And that didn't sound like a proper apology.

[... Yes she's serious. And glaring at you. Sob, if only she had her magic.]

[notjamesbond]

Maybe because I never meant it to be?

[Insert evil laugh here. Oh, it looks like he's having too much fun at this.]

[her_mouse_jesty]

You're going to get in a lot of trouble.

[Finger wag. This was bad of you, young man.]

[notjamesbond]

Ooh, look at me. I shivering over here in my shoes. Whatever will you do to me?

[He chortles.] Nothing, that's what.

[her_mouse_jesty]

I never said I'd do anything. There's people here with far more power, and far less patience.

[notjamesbond]

Let them come, then! I have my own powers too.

[her_mouse_jesty]

[Then it occurs to her.]

... May I ask you something?

[notjamesbond]

Sure. Go ahead. Like I care.

[her_mouse_jesty]

Would stepping on them hurt your feet?

[notjamesbond]

Of course they would, they're mouse traps.

[stillnotgettingit.jpg.]

[her_mouse_jesty]

[Pointing at his feet.]

... Then, if I may ask another question, how are you going to leave?

[notjamesbond]

[He scoffs, as if that was the stupidest idea ever.] Of course, I'm going to leave by-

[Oh.]

[Well then. Um.]

[her_mouse_jesty]

... By?

[we're waiting.]

[notjamesbond]

By...doing, erm. Something. Yes.

[AWKWARDDDDDDD]