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03 ☣ two voices that are definitely not up to anything.

Jul 21, 2011 23:05

[FILTERED AWAY FROM ZIM]

[Welcome to another edition of IRKEN MASTERPIECE THEATER. If you could see your two “overlords,” you’d see they look very contrite and innocent. I mean, really. They are so fucking innocent. But since you can’t see them, you have to... Hear the saccharine sweetness in their voices.

It’s kinda creepy.]

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explorationist July 22 2011, 03:47:42 UTC

[Have the sound of a groaning eleven-year-old]

Well, some of us have actually disposed of our own problems without anyone else's help. Besides, how would you blow them to smithereens without blowing up the whole castle?

superiorheight July 22 2011, 03:48:43 UTC

Those are Irken military secrets! We can't reveal them!!

haveasandwich July 22 2011, 03:51:47 UTC

We didn't take over half the known universe by revealing our secrets to anyone who asks.

[...Unless the Vortians have been ratting them out again. Fucking Vort.]

explorationist July 22 2011, 03:58:24 UTC

Yeah yeah, all powerful galaxy-conquering aliens. I've heard it before.

But I really don't think people here need you two to do their bidding.

superiorheight July 22 2011, 04:01:51 UTC

What kind of ungrateful attitude is that?!

haveasandwich July 22 2011, 04:05:52 UTC

Sounds like the attitudes of a bunch of morons who really want their organs liquefied and drank like a smoothie.

[Pause. He nudges Purple and hisses:] Make the castle give us smoothies.

explorationist July 22 2011, 04:27:09 UTC

It's my ungrateful attitude, and I'm proud to have it.

Blah blah, threats aren't that scary.

superiorheight July 23 2011, 01:39:10 UTC

Oh yeah?! And what if I wish a giant earth-snake right into your bedroom, little girl?

haveasandwich July 23 2011, 04:04:29 UTC

[SHUT UP, PURPLE.] He's joking. [And now in the world's most awkward headlock] Why would we want to threaten you when there's... Other things to threaten. Bad things. Huge, bloodthirsty things. Remember. [That last part is kind of growled at Purple and probably not meant for Coraline, but we've established that they're dumb.]

explorationist July 23 2011, 19:24:55 UTC

I'd probably keep it and name it Todd.

I really haven't seen any of these bloodthirsty things in the castle. But if you want to point them out to me, I'd be happy to see.

superiorheight July 23 2011, 20:30:40 UTC

Ow.

[So very headlocked :(]

What about outside the castle?

haveasandwich July 26 2011, 01:31:49 UTC

[You will be released when morale improves or when you stop being stupid... So they may be here awhile.]

Yeeeah. Aren't people always going on and on, whining about things... Out there. Somewhere.

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