03 ☣ two voices that are definitely not up to anything.
[FILTERED AWAY FROM ZIM]
[Welcome to another edition of IRKEN MASTERPIECE THEATER. If you could see your two “overlords,” you’d see they look very contrite and innocent. I mean, really. They are so fucking innocent. But since you can’t see them, you have to... Hear the saccharine sweetness in their voices.
It’s kinda creepy.]
We- The Almighty Tallest, in case you forgot....
[Always with the interrupting] Which you obviously haven’t, unless you’ve been lobotomized since the last time we shared our glorious presence with any of you. [Quickly and sweetly] Which, if you have been, we had absolutely nothing to do with...
[Red shoves Purple aside.] We have decided to not conquer and/or destroy your pathetic little planet. In fact, we’re going to make it better by showing you the might of the Irken Empire firsthand.
Don’t you feel special?
Well you should. After all, we don’t just give out demonstrations of our excellence on a whim.
So. Just give us a list of all your dangerous and threatening creatures and we’ll get on blowing them up for you, mmkay?
And afterwards, you can throw a parade in our honor for disposing of all those things you’re all too cowardly to face yourselves, without the help of your mighty Irken Leade--- er, heroes.
[FILTERED TO ZIM]
[The Tallest should NEVER sound this sweet and innocent when talking to Zim.]
Ohhhh Ziiiiiiim.
We have an ~important secret mission~ for you.
[Welcome to another edition of IRKEN MASTERPIECE THEATER. If you could see your two “overlords,” you’d see they look very contrite and innocent. I mean, really. They are so fucking innocent. But since you can’t see them, you have to... Hear the saccharine sweetness in their voices.
It’s kinda creepy.]
We- The Almighty Tallest, in case you forgot....
[Always with the interrupting] Which you obviously haven’t, unless you’ve been lobotomized since the last time we shared our glorious presence with any of you. [Quickly and sweetly] Which, if you have been, we had absolutely nothing to do with...
[Red shoves Purple aside.] We have decided to not conquer and/or destroy your pathetic little planet. In fact, we’re going to make it better by showing you the might of the Irken Empire firsthand.
Don’t you feel special?
Well you should. After all, we don’t just give out demonstrations of our excellence on a whim.
So. Just give us a list of all your dangerous and threatening creatures and we’ll get on blowing them up for you, mmkay?
And afterwards, you can throw a parade in our honor for disposing of all those things you’re all too cowardly to face yourselves, without the help of your mighty Irken Leade--- er, heroes.
[FILTERED TO ZIM]
[The Tallest should NEVER sound this sweet and innocent when talking to Zim.]
Ohhhh Ziiiiiiim.
We have an ~important secret mission~ for you.