Final Fantasy I

[beninca]

[ There's always a poignant sort of feeling when Kefka shows up; maybe it's dread, maybe it's terror, or maybe it's just the feeling that someone's about to bother you to great extents by just being really irritating. A broad spectrum of negativity, ranging from mild annoyance to oshit it's him. He sat up within the center of the floor in the main

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dictated;

[advocacies]

It's not deserted.

[beninca]

That's a shame.

But maybe I can get around to remedying that.

[advocacies]

There's three hundred people living in the castle. Good luck with that.

1/3

[beninca]

Three hundred?

dictated 4eva;

[phaseshifts]

Well, someone already thinks it's a party.

[beninca]

Well, no, see, a party would imply there are peo-

...

...oh you have got to be kidding me. Please tell me you're the only one here aside little ol' me.

oh my gosh I am the LATEST I am so sorry ;;

[phaseshifts]

Well, that depends. Do you enjoy being lied to?

It's cool, don't worry about it! =)

[beninca]

Hey, you know what would be great?

A simple no without the smartass attitude.

[exanimatus]

[meanwhile, Zelman's sitting on a nearby couch, reading an impressively large (but probably boring) novel. he doesn't even... bother to look up... at the crazy person in the center of the room.]

You might want to rethink the "deserted" part of your plan, Newbie.

1/2

[beninca]

What can I say?

The cynic in me told me there were people here.

The optimist in me told me there might be a chance there wasn't.

2/2

[beninca]

...and the demented sociopath in me is wondering how long it'll take to remedy this little infestation you all have going on here.

[exanimatus]

That's a strange thing to admit freely.

over the journal!

[optimystically]

What are your redecorating plans? I always thought the castle could use some more purple. [hERP DERP]

[beninca]

[Snatches the journal up in one hand, holding it by it's edge between two fingers, eyeing it curiously.]

I was thinking destroyed ruins of a castle littered with corpses. How's that sound?

[Doesn't...know if talking to the journal is an effective way to respond or not. But anything's worth a shot!]

[optimystically]

Oh, uh...... [asldkghsadlghkasd yeah, that makes her get serious]

I don't think the people here would appreciate that.

[beninca]

Oh no, not the residents of a castle I already HATE!

You've totally convinced me. I guess I better hang up the violence tendencies and work towards rectifying my misguided dream of wiping out all life!

dictated;

[toerags]

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news on your first day, but the castle isn't deserted.

... And definitely agree on the makeover. You one of those interior designer people?

Re: dictated;

[beninca]

You might say that.

I've 'redecorated' a town or two. I don't think they were happy with it though, ended up completely changing it back to the way it was before I came along.

So I did it again. Permanently.

dictated;

[toerags]

You sound like a force to be reckoned with. I think you should really consider giving this castle a makeover. [ He hates is so much. James is imagining destruction and forcing the castle to bend to their will. These are some pleasant thoughts for him. ]

[beninca]

A force to be reckoned with? Uwee hee hee, you don't know the half of it.

Kefka Palazzo, God of Magic, Harbinger of destruction and all around snappy dresser, at your service.

And of course by service I mean I look forward to ending you all.