Final Fantasy I

[beninca]

[ There's always a poignant sort of feeling when Kefka shows up; maybe it's dread, maybe it's terror, or maybe it's just the feeling that someone's about to bother you to great extents by just being really irritating. A broad spectrum of negativity, ranging from mild annoyance to oshit it's him. He sat up within the center of the floor in the main

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dictated;

[toerags]

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news on your first day, but the castle isn't deserted.

... And definitely agree on the makeover. You one of those interior designer people?

Re: dictated;

[beninca]

You might say that.

I've 'redecorated' a town or two. I don't think they were happy with it though, ended up completely changing it back to the way it was before I came along.

So I did it again. Permanently.

dictated;

[toerags]

You sound like a force to be reckoned with. I think you should really consider giving this castle a makeover. [ He hates is so much. James is imagining destruction and forcing the castle to bend to their will. These are some pleasant thoughts for him. ]

[beninca]

A force to be reckoned with? Uwee hee hee, you don't know the half of it.

Kefka Palazzo, God of Magic, Harbinger of destruction and all around snappy dresser, at your service.

And of course by service I mean I look forward to ending you all.

[toerags]

You surely are a positive one.

[beninca]

I'm just a giddy little optimist in the harsh, cruel game of life.

[toerags]

Life isn't that bad, surely. There's some good things in it.

[beninca]

Life is utterly pointless.

You suffer, you slave, you expire. It's just one huge cycle of doing meaningless things that eventually end.

There's no lasting hope in this godforsaken reality of ours.

In fact, I'm doing everyone a favor by just ending it all, if you ask me.

I'm somewhat of a savior, you might say. I even had my own religion. Nice group, too. They never said a word and spent every single day thinking about wonderful meeeee~

[toerags]

How do you know they were thinking of you?

[beninca]

What else would they do, wandering around outside of a tower I owned, guarding my precious magical artifacts and ignoring everyone who tried talking to them?

They even had matching uniforms. It was rather well organized for something spawned from a world of death and chaos, now that I think about it.