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[cloakand_danger]

[Filtered away from anyone who doesn't have the best interests of the residents at heart]

[The following is carefully and clearly written into the journal:]

Attention, people of Paradisa:

Many of you have probably noticed by now, the castle is not always kind, and neither are your fellow residents. While it's true that Paradisa has generally been,

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[save_the_souls]

Do I have to fill out that...?

[cloakand_danger]

Only if you want to - I'm well-enough aware of your abilities and specialties by now, I think.

[Well enough to know that it might take a while for Allen to get through it, anyway.]

[save_the_souls]

Oh, well all right! Then I'll just...skip that then, if you don't mind.

[Since god I hate filling out paper work]

[cloakand_danger]

Perfectly all right.

While we're at it, do you have any questions about the way things are going?

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[hulloeverything]

Very nicely put, Yuan. Very nicely put. I look forward to seeing who may sign up.

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[cloakand_danger]

Thank you, Doctor. So do I.

[It feels so good, to be doing this. He's missed having minions.]

[filter]

[hulloeverything]

Let me know if there's anything I can do to help.

[Minions, -really- Yuan?]

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[cloakand_danger]

Just have some plans drawn up with regard to Code Blair for the next meeting.

[hey, at least he's using his charisma stat for good nowadays]

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[terrorwhatflaps]

Name: Darkwing Duck
Profession at home: Caped crimefighter and protector of St. Canard
Supernatural abilities, if any: Unnecessary, thank you!
Fighting capabilities, if any - include preferred weapons: Preferred weapon: gas gun. Proficient in several schools of martial arts.
Other skills, knowledge, and/or traits that might be of value: Extensive knowledge of crimefighting gadgetry and computer programs. Deft deductive reasoning. Several years' experience scouring the city of scum, back home.

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[cloakand_danger]

[What is it with people and weird name-titles around here? He's lost track of how many bat-men and wonder girls and whatevers have gone by, although this one is exceptionally silly even by those standards. Well, whatever.]

Good to have you on-board, Darkwing. I'll have the ghosts deliver your equipment. Do you have any questions?

[terrorwhatflaps]

Yeah, actually, thanks. Uh, who'm I gonna be patrolling with? I don't wanna get stuck with some tin-plated, stuffed-shirted superhero who thinks his powers make him the best guy on the block.

I don't work well with those.

[cloakand_danger]

I'll take that into account when coming up with patrolling assignments. Do you prefer non-powered partners, or merely unarmored ones?

[he did say 'tin-plated'. Yuan's apparently decided to be literal with his snark today.]

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[ectobabble]

Oh, neat! I think I'd heard something about this ... but, um. Do we have to be able to fight to be able to join? I still wanna help....

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[cloakand_danger]

It's not required, especially if you have other skills that might be useful. If you're interested in learning, we may also be able to find someone to train you in some basic combat skills.

[ectobabble]

If it's alright, I'd rather not - there are plenty of other people to do that kinda thing. But .... [he clears his throat and looks over the list]

My name is Ray Stantz, I was a ghostbuster and an engineer, back home. I've got a lot of experience with paranormal phenomena and related machinery. ... I can fix cars and stuff like that, too. You know, normal machines. Not just paranormal-related stuff.

[cloakand_danger]

All right, then. Good to have you along, Ray. I'll have the ghosts send your equipment by. Do you have any questions?

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[cricketycricket]

[try, you say? WELL THEN]

Last I checked, Yuan, I don't think there was anything magic about our communication devices.

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[cloakand_danger]

[Oh, Doctor.]

Is that so? They work about the same way as the ones we have back home.

[cricketycricket]

That doesn't mean that they're magic.

[cloakand_danger]

Old habit, I suppose - nearly all the technology in my world is magitech.

[He says it dismissively, as if the difference between the two doesn't really even matter. You silly people who think science and magic are different things.]