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[cloakand_danger]

[Filtered away from anyone who doesn't have the best interests of the residents at heart]

[The following is carefully and clearly written into the journal:]

Attention, people of Paradisa:

Many of you have probably noticed by now, the castle is not always kind, and neither are your fellow residents. While it's true that Paradisa has generally been,

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/written & filtered

[terrorwhatflaps]

Name: Darkwing Duck
Profession at home: Caped crimefighter and protector of St. Canard
Supernatural abilities, if any: Unnecessary, thank you!
Fighting capabilities, if any - include preferred weapons: Preferred weapon: gas gun. Proficient in several schools of martial arts.
Other skills, knowledge, and/or traits that might be of value: Extensive knowledge of crimefighting gadgetry and computer programs. Deft deductive reasoning. Several years' experience scouring the city of scum, back home.

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[cloakand_danger]

[What is it with people and weird name-titles around here? He's lost track of how many bat-men and wonder girls and whatevers have gone by, although this one is exceptionally silly even by those standards. Well, whatever.]

Good to have you on-board, Darkwing. I'll have the ghosts deliver your equipment. Do you have any questions?

[terrorwhatflaps]

Yeah, actually, thanks. Uh, who'm I gonna be patrolling with? I don't wanna get stuck with some tin-plated, stuffed-shirted superhero who thinks his powers make him the best guy on the block.

I don't work well with those.

[cloakand_danger]

I'll take that into account when coming up with patrolling assignments. Do you prefer non-powered partners, or merely unarmored ones?

[he did say 'tin-plated'. Yuan's apparently decided to be literal with his snark today.]

[terrorwhatflaps]

If that Hammer guy signs up, or some human who calls himself Archer? NOT THEM.

... But, uh, honestly, it's more about attitude than anything else. I've got nothing against powers. Just some people's opinions on 'em. People without 'em can do just as much if we put our minds to it!

[cloakand_danger]

I understand entirely, and such attitudes won't be welcomed here in any case.

[terrorwhatflaps]

I like you already, pal.

[cloakand_danger]

My name is Yuan, by the way. [...He tends to forget the little details when he's making grand announcements.]

[terrorwhatflaps]

Yuan? Okay. Thanks. ... S'there anything you need me to do, before these meetings start up? I'm guessing we're probably gonna bring up all the disappearing townspeople.

[cloakand_danger]

Among other things, yes. Anything you can find out on the subject will be useful, but don't put yourself in danger just yet, and try not to get seen.

[terrorwhatflaps]

But of course! Darkwing Duck shall slip as a sylph through the silent shadows of the scandalously spoil-stricken city!