Eighteenth

[mademyownpath]

[Because it's not John's life if it doesn't suck at a ridiculous level once every few months, there's a brown, scruffy cat in your kitchen

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[causticat]

[Hm. That was one of those unpredictable Ancelstierran weapons, useless against magical creatures and no match for bells.]

What are you doing?

[mademyownpath]

[He pauses in his batting]

Trying to pick it up.

[Long pause, because talking to animals that talk back is a new concept to him] Did she get you, too?

[causticat]

That all depends by who you mean by 'she'.

[Although the answer was still no, whoever it was.]

[mademyownpath]

The girl who's turnin' people into cats.

slightly placeholder-y.

[siebter]

[ Because every cat with a gun needs a blind kid around. ]

What's that noise?

[ He crouches a bit lower to the ground, as if trying to find out what is going on here...since, well, it doesn't sound quite like a person. ]

<3

[mademyownpath]

[John skitters away a bit, before remembering he's a MANLY MAN and stalks towards him]

Merrrrow.

[...Oh...that. Damn]

[siebter]

[ Though it might not be easy to see, either because John is a MANLY CAT or because he has bandages covering his eyes, he brightens considerably. ]

Oh, hello! Are you playing with something?

[ Not that...he can get much of an answer. ]

[mademyownpath]

[He tries to hook his gun with his paw to draw it away.

It's not a toy, boy]

Meew maow mew.

[f_ck_your_fish]

[Eunice here is on her way to ... psssh, clear her leftovers out of the fridge, because she is a RESPONSIBLE PERSON. also, there may be strawberry yogurt lurking somewhere that needs devouring.

however, hark, a distraction!]

Aw, ain't you just the cutest little scruffball. [pause. peer]

... With a firearm. [SQUINT] Um.

[mademyownpath]

[EUNICE!!! Someone who's sane and normal and NOT A CAT. John looks up at her

M'am, I've been turned into a cat while I've got me some unfinished buisness with an undead menace. I need a way to turn back right away]

Meowww mrrrr mrow maow maow.

[Oh, hell]

[f_ck_your_fish]

Vocal lil' thing, too, ain'cha. .... Arright, c'mon. S'get that gun 'way from you before you shoot your paws off. Or at least put the safety on. ... What some'a the idiots 'round here consider fuckin' cat toys, I swear to God...

[she kneels down and makes to reach for his six-shooter --- annnnd ...] Hey. ... Think I've seen this one before.

[mademyownpath]

[No don't steal his gun woman D: He tries to stand closer to it, protecting it.

That's because it's mine. John! You remember! Come on, it's not that difficult]

MRRRRRROW MEOW MEEEW.

[fauconnerie]

[ human!! since he... wants food so he's going to be... going down to the kitchen before... spying cat with a gun.

... CAT WITH A GUN fjdlskfaklasjk

clambering over to hastily grab it and set it on the counter ]

You shouldn't be playing with that!

[mademyownpath]

[Staring up because DUDE you just stole his gun. Not cool. He needs that.

Boy, you'd better hand that back over right now you you'll be in a world of hurt]

Mrrrrrrwwwl meow mow.

[fauconnerie]

[ DOESN'T... UNDERSTAND CAT... ]

Uhm, do you belong to anyone?

[ looking... around.. ]

[mademyownpath]

[He's going to jump up on the counter stretching a paw over to try and get his gun back.

Only my wife, for once I'm glad she's not here to see this]

Meeerrw maw meow.

[thisisprogress]

[So, he's recovered from his rather embarrassing stint as a pigeon, so he's going to go into the kitchen and see if there's actually anything worth eating.]

[Oh hey, there's a cat with a gun. Huh.]

...This place gets stranger every day, I swear.

[mademyownpath]

[At least he won't want to eat you right now, Tesla. He looks up from batting the gun around and stares directly at Tesla

You're not the one that's a cat]

Mew mew meow mow mrw.

[thisisprogress]

Uhuh. Yeah, cat, I don't understand you.

[And now he's just going to ignore you and head to the cabinets to search for a plate.]

[mademyownpath]

[John will follow behind, before jumping up to sit on the table.

If you could, I'd be worried for your mental health]

Mewwww mow meow.