Eighteenth

[mademyownpath]

[Because it's not John's life if it doesn't suck at a ridiculous level once every few months, there's a brown, scruffy cat in your kitchen

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[causticat]

[Hm. That was one of those unpredictable Ancelstierran weapons, useless against magical creatures and no match for bells.]

What are you doing?

[mademyownpath]

[He pauses in his batting]

Trying to pick it up.

[Long pause, because talking to animals that talk back is a new concept to him] Did she get you, too?

[causticat]

That all depends by who you mean by 'she'.

[Although the answer was still no, whoever it was.]

[mademyownpath]

The girl who's turnin' people into cats.

[causticat]

Never seen her.

[mademyownpath]

...But you're a cat.

keywords

[causticat]

Observant.

lmao

[mademyownpath]

...

You mean you're a cat...usually?

[causticat]

Don't you catch on quickly.

[mademyownpath]

Where I come from, animals don't talk.

[causticat]

They don't where I come from, either.

[mademyownpath]

...

Now you've got me confused.

[causticat]

You seem to be making a lot of assumptions, it's hardly my fault you've confused yourself.

[mademyownpath]

Why, are you secretly a dog? Instead of a talking cat?

[causticat]

You're an idiot.

[mademyownpath]

[Wishes he could hold his guns right now]

And you're rude.