Eighteenth

[mademyownpath]

[Because it's not John's life if it doesn't suck at a ridiculous level once every few months, there's a brown, scruffy cat in your kitchen

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[thisisprogress]

[So, he's recovered from his rather embarrassing stint as a pigeon, so he's going to go into the kitchen and see if there's actually anything worth eating.]

[Oh hey, there's a cat with a gun. Huh.]

...This place gets stranger every day, I swear.

[mademyownpath]

[At least he won't want to eat you right now, Tesla. He looks up from batting the gun around and stares directly at Tesla

You're not the one that's a cat]

Mew mew meow mow mrw.

[thisisprogress]

Uhuh. Yeah, cat, I don't understand you.

[And now he's just going to ignore you and head to the cabinets to search for a plate.]

[mademyownpath]

[John will follow behind, before jumping up to sit on the table.

If you could, I'd be worried for your mental health]

Mewwww mow meow.

[thisisprogress]

[Of course, Nikola misinterprets it like most humans do.]

No, I'm not going to give you food. What am I, a petsitter?

[mademyownpath]

[John stares blankly at him.

I don't want food, I want my damn fingers back]

Mewwww mrao mauw.

[thisisprogress]

[He looks like he doesn't want anything to do with this.]

Uhuh. Cat, it would be best to quit while you're ahead.

[mademyownpath]

[John huffs a bit, then leaps down to try and grab his gun in his mouth, in view of dragging it away.

Sorry if he landed on your foot there dude]

[thisisprogress]

Hey! Watch where you're-!

[WAIT WHY IS EVERYTHING BIGGER ALL OF A SUDDEN AND OH GOD DOES HE HAVE FUR NOW. AND EARS. AND WHISKERS.]

[mademyownpath]

Oh...damn. It is contagious.

[thisisprogress]

C-contagious?!

[This can't be happening. No, not after the castle humiliated him by turning into a pigeon. Suddenly, Tesla!cat has a lot of teeth and very black eyes. Oh, you're so lucky he isn't in his normal vampire form, John.]

Change me back!!

[mademyownpath]

[Oh great, he always had to find things with lots of teeth]

If I knew how to do that, I'd have changed myself back.

[thisisprogress]

[Tesla just hisses, not amused.]

Great, just great. Just what I needed. Thanks castle, you're he best. Turn me into a bat next, why don't you.

[mademyownpath]

[Kitty eyebrow arch]

This isn't the first time for you?

[thisisprogress]

[Tesla sighs, and all of a sudden he looks like a rather normal kitty cat again. His tail swishes in slight annoyance.]

I was turned into a pigeon a couple of weeks ago. So yes, this isn't new.

[mademyownpath]

[Oh good, the creepy has stopped]

Sorry to hear that. [A beat] It turned me into one of the undead.