015 ♕ Voice | an important PSA

[loisfuckinglane]

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[courageous_wit]

How long have the books been missing? Do you know?

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[loisfuckinglane]

At least since here. [ #]

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[courageous_wit]

[naturally this theft would occur just before she comes to the castle; sigh]

Do you know who was in charge of the library at the time?

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[loisfuckinglane]

I didn't think anyone was in charge of the library. There are some people who hang out there a lot but I'm not sure anyone 'works' there.

Lois

[onlyanapple]

Yes I can, just watch me.

Oh wait, you can't. Because I'll be hiding.

Crowley

[loisfuckinglane]

Sounds like a fun way to spend your holidays.

Lois

[onlyanapple]

I never was one for Christmas anyway. You know, being a demon and all.

Crowley

[loisfuckinglane]

I'll bet you just love Christmas carols, huh?

Heck, they drive us non-demons crazy.

dictated

[fired_once]

Damn, called out before I even got to put the plans into action. Looks like I'll have to think of something else.

[ JOKING... which should be obvious by his tone ]

/dictated forever

[loisfuckinglane]

You know those little warnings on the side of products like 'don't insert this hair curler in your mouth when hot'?

They're there because someone proved stupid enough to try it already, at least once.

This is one of those situations.

1/2

[fired_once]

Whenever I'd pick up printer toner, I'd always read the back. "Do not eat toner." Got a laugh out of me every time.

[fired_once]

But hey, when you include a note like "I'm going to punch you if you try it," it throws a lot more weight into the warning. Don't think anybody's gonna try it now.

[batfail]

I don't know how I feel about a room full of people and the possibility of a bird getting stuck in there. Can you imagine the chaos? The kissing? It'd be like a massacre. A lip massacre.

[loisfuckinglane]

Hence why I'm not going without somebody I want to kiss in the first place along, just in case.

Maybe that's the castle's entire MO. It's just one big voyeur.

[batfail]

Good plan. Make sure neither of you wander off to get punch or something.

... that's really gross. Voyeur with a Victorian fetish?

[loisfuckinglane]

We'll make it a BYOP.

I guess it takes all kinds of sentient castles to make a-- I'm not sure what.

( lois )

[supertorso]

I really hope it's nothing to do with forced orgies.

Kara

[loisfuckinglane]

I'll let you off easy this time.

It's actually about ... Christmas.

Lois

[supertorso]

What's up?

Kara

[loisfuckinglane]

It's Smallville. I'm ... still waffling on a Christmas present for him.