015 ♕ Voice | an important PSA

[loisfuckinglane]

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[batfail]

I don't know how I feel about a room full of people and the possibility of a bird getting stuck in there. Can you imagine the chaos? The kissing? It'd be like a massacre. A lip massacre.

[loisfuckinglane]

Hence why I'm not going without somebody I want to kiss in the first place along, just in case.

Maybe that's the castle's entire MO. It's just one big voyeur.

[batfail]

Good plan. Make sure neither of you wander off to get punch or something.

... that's really gross. Voyeur with a Victorian fetish?

[loisfuckinglane]

We'll make it a BYOP.

I guess it takes all kinds of sentient castles to make a-- I'm not sure what.

[batfail]

Bring Your Own Punch and Bring Your Own Partner.

Err, yeah. I don't even want to know.

[loisfuckinglane]

Punch in both senses of the word.

Me neither.

[batfail]

I'm down for that.

How have you been, Lois?

[loisfuckinglane]

Pretty damn good, surprisingly.

You?

[batfail]

Any reason why?

Alright! No major complaints at the moment.

[loisfuckinglane]

Things have been quiet so Clark and I have had a chance to see a lot more of each other. In a very literal and sexy way.

Ready to get our regular clothes back? Because I sure am.

[batfail]

Oh, ahaha. That's good!

Yep. I don't think I'll ever get used to feeling like I'm in a straight jacket.

[loisfuckinglane]

I've joined the 'wearing boys clothes' crowd myself.

[batfail]

I keep going back and forth. All I want are my jeans and a t-shirt. Maybe just a baggy sweater.

[loisfuckinglane]

I miss reasonable undergarments in general.

[batfail]

I'm going to hug my bras. No joke.

[loisfuckinglane]

I definitely don't feel like burning them.