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dictated fired_once December 20 2010, 00:34:35 UTC
Damn, called out before I even got to put the plans into action. Looks like I'll have to think of something else.

[ JOKING... which should be obvious by his tone ]

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/dictated forever loisfuckinglane December 20 2010, 00:38:31 UTC
You know those little warnings on the side of products like 'don't insert this hair curler in your mouth when hot'?

They're there because someone proved stupid enough to try it already, at least once.

This is one of those situations.

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1/2 fired_once December 20 2010, 00:41:28 UTC
Whenever I'd pick up printer toner, I'd always read the back. "Do not eat toner." Got a laugh out of me every time.

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fired_once December 20 2010, 00:43:20 UTC
But hey, when you include a note like "I'm going to punch you if you try it," it throws a lot more weight into the warning. Don't think anybody's gonna try it now.

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loisfuckinglane December 20 2010, 00:52:04 UTC
Not if they value their noses.

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