three shots

[as_if_whatever]

[Dictated. Loudly.]

Okay, dudes (or lady dudes). Help a guy out.

So before I got to this special place, something happened that I don't really remember and I'm down to one eye because of it

Comments

written;

[haruno]

Thinking of something like an eyepatch?

[as_if_whatever]

That sounds kinda... boring.

[Regardless of canon, he hadn't thought of it at all.]

[haruno]

I can come up with others, though it kind of depends on how much of the tissue is left. Some people I know use headbands to cover an eye, others stick with bandages. An eyepatch can be made to reflect whatever you want, you know? Decorate it with a symbol that means something to you, things like that.

[as_if_whatever]

Huh... I guess... you have a point.

Dictated

[apologeticangel]

[sdalghasd.... this poor guy :(]

Does it still hurt? Are the people at the clinic not able to treat it?

[as_if_whatever]

Uh... doesn't still hurt, nah. I don't think they can do much since it's already pretty much, eh, gone?

[apologeticangel]

It... was removed completely? I'm so sorry... that sounds really painful.

[gottaknockhard]

[... Weird coincidence.]

Other than the obvious?

[as_if_whatever]

...Wanna elaborate there?

[nothing is obvious to Braig]

[gottaknockhard]

Well, if you didn't want another eye, I guess you could always put a bottle opener or something in there.

[as_if_whatever]

Now there's a thought! Solves my problem and it's practical, too.

[whiskeyless]

Have you been to the clinic yet?

[as_if_whatever]

Nah, but I don't think they'd do too much.

[whiskeyless]

And why is that?

[as_if_whatever]

There's not much left there to fix.

[thatsnotnancy]

[scoffs] You seriously asking that? What, can't figure out how to lick your wounds on your own?

[as_if_whatever]

I'm asking. Thought there might be some creative suggestions out there. You got a problem, lady?

[thatsnotnancy]

Aside from "take the fucking bandage off"? Grow a pair. You lost an eye? Get an eyepatch. [snickering] And maybe a parrot, too.

[as_if_whatever]

I don't exactly wanna look like a damned pirate forever.