three shots

[as_if_whatever]

[Dictated. Loudly.]

Okay, dudes (or lady dudes). Help a guy out.

So before I got to this special place, something happened that I don't really remember and I'm down to one eye because of it

Comments

[gottaknockhard]

[... Weird coincidence.]

Other than the obvious?

[as_if_whatever]

...Wanna elaborate there?

[nothing is obvious to Braig]

[gottaknockhard]

Well, if you didn't want another eye, I guess you could always put a bottle opener or something in there.

[as_if_whatever]

Now there's a thought! Solves my problem and it's practical, too.

[gottaknockhard]

It'd make for a good party trick.