Uh so basically I fucked up my wrist somehow..? Was originally going to go into a lot more detail but after spending over two hours researching multiple medical sites and reading up on human anatomy, I'm pretty sure I know what it is so I'm going to try keeping this...at least relatively short ( Read more... )

GRANDMA.

WHY THE FLAMING FUCK WOULD YOU BUY A FUCKING 2LITRE JAR OF SAUERKRAUT.

...In other news. Got my laptop back from the shop on Saturday. Had to replace my fucking hard drive, buuuut at least the guy gave me this...thing...that he put my old HD into, and now I can connect that and drag shit back onto my computer. The problem? It ( Read more... )

Okay. You know it's bad when I have to call my grandmother at the doctor's office to ask her to bring back home a machete, so that I may cut out my ovaries. So seriously, that she needs to ask me to repeat myself. Twice.

Goddamn. Sometimes I really do wish I were born a man. If it wouldn't mean I'd have to date them.

Also, yes, apparently I'm ( Read more... )

So yeah. Seriously. This never. Happens. =__=;;

And y'know it's gotta be something real bad, to get past my top security super!immune-system. Geez. Honestly, I don't even remember the last time I got sick. Really. I don't.

-is not amused, kthxbai. Not amused at all-

Oh well. At least now I'll have an excuse to be lazy, and lie on my ( Read more... )

...Holy fuck. x.x;;;

I just found out that one of my best guy friends was in a potentially fatal car accident on Wednesday. Wednesday--and he just got outta the ER yesterday.

Luke phoned me from the hospital a little while ago, and I swear I almost broke down crying when he told me what happened. His car---basically doesn't even look like an ( Read more... )