Hey, this is pretty cool…

Alright, where the hell am I?! If you bastards know anything, you better tell me and get me back to where I was! Al, Winry? You guys aren’t here too, are you? HEY!! SOMEONE ANSWER ME!!

STOP!
Do you know where your Cucumis sativus is at this time of night?
I don't mean to cause alarm but I have very strong reason to believe there may be a cucumber thief on the loose. Over the last three weeks I have come home to find any cucumbers I had left out on the counter to of mysteriously vanished during my absents. Even more alarming, the ( Read more... )

I have yet to address the city as a whole since my election to the position of mayor, and for that, I do apologize. But at last I have selected my staff who, over the next few days, will be aiding myself in rejuvenating Paixao. We have already begun the simpler stages of this process; now, we are to act, and the fruits of efforts will soon be on ( Read more... )

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