Cucumber Thief Song (feat. Kelly Dodson)

[ttlynotblue]

STOP!
Do you know where your Cucumis sativus is at this time of night?
I don't mean to cause alarm but I have very strong reason to believe there may be a cucumber thief on the loose. Over the last three weeks I have come home to find any cucumbers I had left out on the counter to of mysteriously vanished during my absents. Even more alarming, the

Comments

[violet_diva]

... Cucumbers? You're making a fuss over a vegetable?

[ttlynotblue]

They're not just any vegetable! Because they're mostly water, they are not as high in nutrients as other vegetables. Cucumbers are 95% water, you know!

[violet_diva]

I suppose. Still, it isn't a big deal, just go get more cucumbers.

[ttlynotblue]

Then they'll just go missing again!

[violet_diva]

Then hide them.

[ttlynotblue]

I did! I even set a trap and everything but this cuke bandit is no ordinary thief.

[violet_diva]

Hm, that is a mystery.

[ttlynotblue]

ISN'T IT?

[violet_diva]

Well it just sounds like you're just going to have to deal with not having any cucumbers, until you find out who's been taking them.

[ttlynotblue]

Or until they find someone else to steal them from.

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[violet_diva]

[...What in the El Dorado was THAT?!]

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[violet_diva]

Erm, well I guess I won't have to worry. I really don't care for them anyway.

[ttlynotblue]

What if they acquire a taste for something else, something more valued to you?

[violet_diva]

Then I'll make sure they won't steal it again.

[ttlynotblue]

But you can't stop a cucumber ghost bandit!

[violet_diva]

And how do you know it's a ghost?