Cucumber Thief Song (feat. Kelly Dodson)

[ttlynotblue]

STOP!
Do you know where your Cucumis sativus is at this time of night?
I don't mean to cause alarm but I have very strong reason to believe there may be a cucumber thief on the loose. Over the last three weeks I have come home to find any cucumbers I had left out on the counter to of mysteriously vanished during my absents. Even more alarming, the

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[whitelotustea]

What?

[ttlynotblue]

To quote;

"The Cucumis sativus is a widely cultivated plant in the gourd family Cucurbitaceae, which includes squash, and in the same genus as the muskmelon."

[whitelotustea]

Well, that's...interesting.

[ttlynotblue]

Cucumbers or the cucumber thief?

[whitelotustea]

I believe both, actually. I am sorry to hear of the theft.

[ttlynotblue]

It's most unfortunate. However, I fear more so for those unsuspecting victims.

[whitelotustea]

Certainly, everyone should eat their vegetables, and having them taken away makes it no easier.