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[abrotherlikeyou]

amj;

[painhumbles]

You have to use your fingers.

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[abrotherlikeyou]

fuck

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[abrotherlikeyou]

you

[call] Siren's Port

[hexyoutotuesday]

[Riiiiing. Riiiing. RIIIING.]

Come on. Pick up the phone, Mr. Trickster. Come on, baby. I know you don't sleep.

[Yes, she's talking while the phone is ringing. And this phone call totally is coming at like five in the morning, but she knows your ass doesn't sleep.]

[painhumbles]

[Stupid... Douchey blackberry. WHY DOES THIS THING HAVE SO MANY BUTTOSN... Oh that's how you answer it.]

Isn't it a little early in the morning for a booty call?

[hexyoutotuesday]

[Fuck his douchey blackberry. Everyone needs to talk on oddly shaped cartoon phones.]

Dream on, you old bastard. My bed is already full of living teenage boys who probably aren't moving for the next two days... but I'm wide awake. A lot on my mind, I guess. Can't sleep.

[painhumbles]

[There's some shuffling like someone rolling over- just because Gabriel doesn't sleep doesn't mean he doesn't pretend he can.]

I told you they'd come back. Tom's... Well, let's just not think about that one, okay? And aside from the blackouts and the explosions and the general mayhem that's making guys like me look bad, things are... Looking significantly less shitty than they did a week ago.

[Long pause]

None of that's on your mind, is it?

[Video/Siren's Pull]

[rhythminmysoul]

[A happy little orange tabby comes on screen takes off his hat before he speaks.]

Um, excuse me, Mr. Trickster. I saw in the paper you are opening a new club and are looking for performers. My name is Danny and I am a singer and dancer. I was wondering where you would be holding auditions. I would love to try and audition for one of the performer spots.

[Video/Siren's Pull]

[painhumbles]

[Stare.

More staring.

Staring some more.

Oh my God, the furry invasion has begun.]

Sure. [Slow nod.] I book performances by the month. You get by the judges, you perform this time around. The audience likes you? We start booking you whenever we want. [You'd think he... Actually ran a club before.]

Re: [Video/Siren's Pull]

[rhythminmysoul]

Alright. And where do I audition for these judges?

[All your base are belong to us.]

[Video/Siren's Pull]

[painhumbles]

[/deeply considering manifesting Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, and Randy Jackson just for the sake of it to see what happens...]

Just come on down. I've got a clear schedule.

[...Insert address to the Lux here. God, I need to find out where Lucifer put that thing.]

awkward straight-to-voicemail go | siren's port

[lostmygrace]

Hey, Gabriel. It's Anna. Um. I was talking to Jinx, and she said.. I should just call you about maybe getting a job in .. Purgatory? I mean, I've worked in restaraunts before, sleezy ones, clean ones-- I just.

I kind of need a job. I'll even just clean up after hours or- anything, really.

Anyway- Yeah. Um, I guess you know where to reach me, so; Thanks.

IMMEDIATE CALL BACK

[painhumbles]

....Please tell me she didn't ask you how you feel about fishnets.

OHJEHOSEPHET

[lostmygrace]

Uh. No?

[painhumbles]

[That does not mean it won't come up later. SIIIGH.] The dress code's Jinx's idea. If you don't mind being her Barbie doll? I don't mind hiring you on as waitstaff, since her preference seems to be "women I won't hit on."

call; Siren's Port

[hexyoutotuesday]

[This call's coming to you at about 2:30 in the morning. Jinx sounds tired and mildly disgruntled.]

What're you wearing?

[painhumbles]

A velvet smoking jacket and nothing else. [Not really.] Now do it again, only sexier.

[A beat]

Something goin' on?

[hexyoutotuesday]

I'm so turned on right now. [Actually, she can believe it. Too bad she's about as monotone and unamused as Raven right now.]

Not much, other than I've been trying to sleep for three hours.

[painhumbles]

...Are Claudio and Trauma consummating their forbidden love in the next room?