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[lostmygrace]

Hey, Gabriel. It's Anna. Um. I was talking to Jinx, and she said.. I should just call you about maybe getting a job in .. Purgatory? I mean, I've worked in restaraunts before, sleezy ones, clean ones-- I just.

I kind of need a job. I'll even just clean up after hours or- anything, really.

Anyway- Yeah. Um, I guess you know where to reach me, so; Thanks.

IMMEDIATE CALL BACK

[painhumbles]

....Please tell me she didn't ask you how you feel about fishnets.

OHJEHOSEPHET

[lostmygrace]

Uh. No?

[painhumbles]

[That does not mean it won't come up later. SIIIGH.] The dress code's Jinx's idea. If you don't mind being her Barbie doll? I don't mind hiring you on as waitstaff, since her preference seems to be "women I won't hit on."

[lostmygrace]

[Idk, Jinx seemed pretty thrown off her game when Anna brought it up.]

.. I'm not going to end up in a bikini or anything, am I?

[painhumbles]

It's a cabaret, Anna. Not a Hooter's.

[lostmygrace]

[Indignant noises. She knows that okay. She's just never been to one.]

Okay, then I can deal with being a Barbie for Jinx.

[painhumbles]

Good. Maybe you'll bond... Or make Jinx's little Gothy friend perkier. That I'd pay to see.

[lostmygrace]

[Just an eyebrow that no one can see.]

Gothy friend? --Er, do you need to interview me or.. Something? [DO ANGELS DO INTERVIEWS? IDK. DO YOU KNOW?]

[painhumbles]

I haven't even met half my alleged waitresses. You're good.

[lostmygrace]

[Well that sounds professional. BUT Jinx is hiring so. That. Makes sense.]

Oookay. What day should I show up?

[Because opening night would be ... well. It's weird enough as it is, she wouldn't be surprised if there was no rundown before hand.]

[painhumbles]

Day one, kiddo. Think of it like Normandy, but with more alcohol and a lot more Liza Minnelli.

[lostmygrace]

At least you have good taste? [Okay, okay, she can deal.]

[painhumbles]

You nervous?

[lostmygrace]

No.

... Maybe a little. S'been a while since I've had the time for a job.

[painhumbles]

Don't sweat it. I've never even ran a club before. [He sounds so pleased with himself. LOOK, YOU'RE LOOKING AT A GUY WHOSE FAKE CAREER CHOICES SPAN A VILLAGE MEN NUMBER.]