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call; Siren's Port hexyoutotuesday April 27 2011, 05:54:46 UTC

[This call's coming to you at about 2:30 in the morning. Jinx sounds tired and mildly disgruntled.]

What're you wearing?

painhumbles April 27 2011, 23:17:55 UTC

A velvet smoking jacket and nothing else. [Not really.] Now do it again, only sexier.

[A beat]

Something goin' on?

hexyoutotuesday April 27 2011, 23:44:56 UTC

I'm so turned on right now. [Actually, she can believe it. Too bad she's about as monotone and unamused as Raven right now.]

Not much, other than I've been trying to sleep for three hours.

painhumbles April 27 2011, 23:47:35 UTC

...Are Claudio and Trauma consummating their forbidden love in the next room?

hexyoutotuesday April 27 2011, 23:52:26 UTC

Ew! NO! That's just--UGH. Gabriel, I--you are dead to me.

Fuck, now I need bleach. For my brain. Ew, ew, EW!

painhumbles April 27 2011, 23:53:41 UTC

But you're not thinking about whatever's keeping you up all night now, are you? Bad touch mental images fade. ...Eventually.

hexyoutotuesday April 27 2011, 23:55:37 UTC

Good luck finding another girlfriend who'll put up with your ass. We're over. Over!

Come on, asshole. That's my brother and--[She verbalizes a shudder.] I'm never sleeping again.

painhumbles April 27 2011, 23:58:05 UTC

Oh, baby, don't be like that. [Can you see those sad eyes and pout through the phone, Jinx?] C'mon. Tell me what's up. I'll be serious. I swear.

hexyoutotuesday April 28 2011, 00:02:57 UTC

Why don't I believe you? Oh. Right. Because you just scarred me for life.

[That's the sound of her putting a pillow over her face and groaning into it. When she talks again, she's still muffled.] Y'can't laugh.

painhumbles April 28 2011, 00:04:38 UTC

Only because I love you.

[So cute.] I got upsetting you outta my system already. Knock yourself out.

hexyoutotuesday April 28 2011, 00:13:18 UTC

Hate you.

[A pause. She takes the pillow off her face, but still mumbles.]

I...miss you.

painhumbles April 28 2011, 16:07:38 UTC

[You can practically hear him smiling through the line.] Y'know I can be over in two shakes, princess. I'm never that busy.

hexyoutotuesday April 28 2011, 21:26:51 UTC

That's because I'm your only friend and I barely even like you.

painhumbles April 28 2011, 21:29:38 UTC

You say the sweetest things, princess. Gimme five minutes.

hexyoutotuesday April 28 2011, 21:34:37 UTC

Hey, I never invited you over. Anyway, we're over, remember?

painhumbles April 28 2011, 21:37:39 UTC

Did you say that? I sure don't remember you saying that. Oh well. Guess that means it doesn't count.

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