VIII. The Pest

[pacifist_maoh]

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H-huh?  A jarvey?  Either that, or the biggest ferret I've ever seen...

You!  Snotty human!  Who're you callin' a ferret, you ugly piece of dog crap?

Um... what?

Yeah, you shit-faced dumbass, what're you trying to pull??

What??  I'm not pulling anything... what are you talking about!?

Damn, you're a complete derp!  Well, what the hell are

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[redwhiteandhero]

Keep it away from my cat!

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[pacifist_maoh]

Nasty human! You think I'd eat a damn cat?? They're so boney and scrawny and furry. Taste like shit.

Sorry about that, Alfred...

[lavenderglasses]

...Yuuri...

*trying to decide whether to be laughing or worried for his friend*

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[pacifist_maoh]

Ah, Sara, you haven't run into any animals yet?

Woo dawg, look at the hair on that fine thing! Boy, if he were a jarvey, I'd hit it so hard that if you pulled me out you'd be the king of England!

...How the heck did I get the gay jarvey!?!?

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[lavenderglasses]

...Yuuri, please tell your pet that the..."compliment" isn't appreciated...

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[pacifist_maoh]

PET?? I ain't no one's pet!! This trash here's MY ride, if anythin'!

B-be quiet...

Quiet, trash!! You and your pretty friend are MINE, now!!

B-but I don't belong to anyone!!

[gayforfontech]

Don't do...anything dangerous.

[pacifist_maoh]

Dangerous...?

[gayforfontech]

You know, don't insult it back or anything.

[pacifist_maoh]

I wouldn't insult it, I don't think...

That's right, cuz you're a giant PUSSY. A nice, comfy pussy pillow. Now MARCH, trash, MARCH!

...Save me...

[lonelyfall]

[ Trying not to laugh. ]

You poor thing.

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[jealousfiancee]

Yuuri, what...?

There's a creature on your head. *stares*

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[pacifist_maoh]

It's a jarvey...

Hey, another hot slab. Less girly, but woooo dawgie, lookit them hips!! Could birth a baby with those!

O-oh god, please shut up... T_T

Quiet, trash, I didn't ask for your opinion!!

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[jealousfiancee]

Don't call Yuuri trash, you filthy creature!! *angry*

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[pacifist_maoh]

Oh, got a mouth on 'm, I like it! Trash here should be grateful he gets such a polite name from me!

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Now, trash, march onwards!! I want to see more beautiful boys and girls!! Maybe one of your worthless human teachers knows a spell to turn them into a jarvey!

...Why me...