VIII. The Pest

[pacifist_maoh]

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H-huh?  A jarvey?  Either that, or the biggest ferret I've ever seen...

You!  Snotty human!  Who're you callin' a ferret, you ugly piece of dog crap?

Um... what?

Yeah, you shit-faced dumbass, what're you trying to pull??

What??  I'm not pulling anything... what are you talking about!?

Damn, you're a complete derp!  Well, what the hell are

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[lavenderglasses]

...Yuuri...

*trying to decide whether to be laughing or worried for his friend*

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[pacifist_maoh]

Ah, Sara, you haven't run into any animals yet?

Woo dawg, look at the hair on that fine thing! Boy, if he were a jarvey, I'd hit it so hard that if you pulled me out you'd be the king of England!

...How the heck did I get the gay jarvey!?!?

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[lavenderglasses]

...Yuuri, please tell your pet that the..."compliment" isn't appreciated...

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[pacifist_maoh]

PET?? I ain't no one's pet!! This trash here's MY ride, if anythin'!

B-be quiet...

Quiet, trash!! You and your pretty friend are MINE, now!!

B-but I don't belong to anyone!!

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[lavenderglasses]

...I think I'll go stay in the dorms for the rest of the day. Yes, that's probably the best thing to do...

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[pacifist_maoh]

Go away, jarvey, please...

Bitch trash, shut your damn mouth! Go to the kitchens, I'm fuckin starvin!!

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[lavenderglasses]

You have my sympathy, Yuuri.