VIII. The Pest

Mar 19, 2009 16:34

[[Voice Post]]

H-huh?  A jarvey?  Either that, or the biggest ferret I've ever seen...

You!  Snotty human!  Who're you callin' a ferret, you ugly piece of dog crap?

Um... what?

Yeah, you shit-faced dumbass, what're you trying to pull??

What??  I'm not pulling anything... what are you talking about!?

Damn, you're a complete derp!  Well, what the hell are you waiting for?  Pick me up already!

What??

Carry me around, worthless trash, I'm bored!  I bet your head is soft and squishy and a comfy pillow.

...E-eh...??

You heard me, trash!

You're so cute, but... such a devil...

[[//Voice post]]

((If I recall correctly, the Jarvey is an overgrown, insulting talking ferret.  I could be wrong... who knows.  He'll have this thing crawling on his head for a while.))

jarvey jargon

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