Mar 19, 2009 16:34
[[Voice Post]]
H-huh? A jarvey? Either that, or the biggest ferret I've ever seen...
You! Snotty human! Who're you callin' a ferret, you ugly piece of dog crap?
Um... what?
Yeah, you shit-faced dumbass, what're you trying to pull??
What?? I'm not pulling anything... what are you talking about!?
Damn, you're a complete derp! Well, what the hell are you waiting for? Pick me up already!
What??
Carry me around, worthless trash, I'm bored! I bet your head is soft and squishy and a comfy pillow.
...E-eh...??
You heard me, trash!
You're so cute, but... such a devil...
[[//Voice post]]
((If I recall correctly, the Jarvey is an overgrown, insulting talking ferret. I could be wrong... who knows. He'll have this thing crawling on his head for a while.))
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