You told me to leave it alone. You were right.
("It" being the Jack/Barbossa, Pintel/Ragetti, Will/Elizabeth, Davy/Jack/Jack's baby, mpreg, tentacle-rape fic I posted about
here.)
But I just couldn't do it. I swear, I was peeking and picking worse than Jack with the Black Spot. Brain bleach was powerless. So I did it. I poured scorn on somebody else's creative efforts. I know it's not a good thing to do.
But - boy - do I feel better now!
If you want to read what I did with it, it's on
heave_ho.
Part 1 has the ludicrous set-up, but
Part 2 is worse, and therefore funnier.