Porn Battle VI (The Undiscovered Country)

[oxoniensis]

Porn Battle VI (The Undiscovered Country) IS A GOTo join the battle, all you need to do is pick a prompt (any prompt, even if it's your own) and write the porniest bit of fiction you can, or make the hottest manip or painting or vid or song. Make it as kinky or as subtle as you like, but make it hot, melt your readers, create a stampede to all the

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May Your Dreams Be So Happy, due South, Fraser/Kowalski, candy

[oxoniensis]

Example comment, demoing the subject line.

Here would be porn if I'd written any!

Precious Flower, Firefly, Jayne/Simon, orchid

[sparklebutch]

He'd never seen an orchid before. It was so delicate, and Jayne knew the price tag on it was bigger than the one Serenity would have on it if Mal ever sold out. It had no place in this desert world. Jayne looked away from the glass cage where the flower was to the larger glass that showed him the view, nothin' but dirt and sand going on for ever. They barely had water on this planet, but in here it was all cool breeze and nice drinks that only Simon knew the name of, and these flowers in little fishtanks. Tall building when most people lived under the ground 'cause they couldn't afford bein' cool any other way. Tall, clean building, standing and shining in the middle of dirt. Jayne thought about Simon

Re: Precious Flower, Firefly, Jayne/Simon, orchid

[merihn]

Wow, perfect Jayne-voice. Loved it.

♥

Re: Precious Flower, Firefly, Jayne/Simon, orchid

[sparklebutch]

*happy giggle*
Much thanks! :)

Re: Precious Flower, Firefly, Jayne/Simon, orchid

[janedavitt]

Loved the glimpse we get into Jayne's thoughts and how his actions are perceived (wrongly) by the others. And what a direct solution of his! :;loves::

Hell-Fire, Supernatural, Dean/Sam, aftermath

[merihn]

It’s so fast, desperate, teeth and ragged fingernails, the sound of material ripping. Dirt is kicked up in choking clouds as they vie for dominance, the landscape bone-dry in drought, scorched by hell-fire

Re: Hell-Fire, Supernatural, Dean/Sam, aftermath

[fleshflutter]

Ooooh... yes. :)

Re: Hell-Fire, Supernatural, Dean/Sam, aftermath

[merihn]

Thanks! Glad you liked.

WHEE PORN!
♥

(are you writing some?)

Re: Hell-Fire, Supernatural, Dean/Sam, aftermath

[fleshflutter]

I'm waiting for inspiration to strike and just revelling in what everyone else is writing in the meantime! :)
♥

Post Battle Coitus, Crossover, Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Firefly, Faith/Mal, shotgun

[sparklebutch]

God help him, the girl looked like she could take Jayne down without even breaking a sweat. After a moment Mal realised he already knew a girl who could do that, but this one looked nothing like River; brought to mind Inara with the lipstick and the little shirt she was wearing, and Zoe with the huge shotgun she was holdin' on him, but really, there was something about her that was all her. All weird and wild, and caressing the shotgun like it was purring under her hand. Mal gulped

Re: Post Battle Coitus, Crossover, Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Firefly, Faith/Mal, shotgun

[sparklebutch]

Thanks! :)

Re: Post Battle Coitus, Crossover, Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Firefly, Faith/Mal, shotgun

[stephanometra]

YES. SO MUCH YES.

Null Arguments, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Anya/Giles, wall

[sparklebutch]

"I don't get you," Anya said. "You obviously don't have a lot of sex

Re: Null Arguments, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Anya/Giles, wall

[jlsigman]

That was EXCELLENT. And... wow, OK, thank you. ;-)

Re: Null Arguments, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Anya/Giles, wall

[sparklebutch]

Thank you!! And... heh, any time ;)