TITLE: One Fine Day
WORD COUNT:765
RATING: G
NOTES: Intentional parody written for a Hogsmeade contest where we had to write crack!fic with a Mary Sue.

Harry lay on the ground, panting, trying to find the strength to stand up and face Lord Voldemort again. He honestly had no idea how he was supposed to defeat the Dark Lord, who was clearly much ( Read more... )

TITLE: The Social and Psychological Effects of Dividing Houses Based on Characteristics of Students
NOTES: Contest prompt: We're all in hogwarts_elite so we must agree to some extent with the separation of people into 4 discrete houses. But do you fully support the way JKR did it - splitting prepubescent students based on the qualities they value/ ( Read more... )

NOTES: This was written for a Hogsmeade contest prompt: The premise is simple enough. You take one of the following songs, and rewrite it so that the lyrics relate to Harry Potter, H_E, or the fandom in general. As long as your entry still bears some resemblance to the original song, pretty much anything goes.

SONG TITLE: A Boy With A Scar
With ( Read more... )

These are some random entries to Hogsmeade contests over at hogwarts_elite. They're not traditional fictions, but I think some of them are fun nevertheless.

TITLE: An open letter to Ms. Rowling
NOTES: Written for a contest pre-Deathly Hallows: With Deathly Hallows to be released in a matter of weeks, everyone is speculating about different things ( Read more... )

Since we've already voted, I'm going to go ahead and post my icons/banners/art here for you to mock. We had 3 days to participate in as many contests as possible, so I spent more time on the writing, which I had more of a shot at, and basically did these for participation points.

We had to do a comic panel from The Adventures of Mad Muggle:


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Hogsmeade contest: Ah, songfic. The fall back for all fanfic writers. Since it's been ages since I did a songfic prompt, guess what this fiction prompt is going to be!

Choose one of the two songs below and write a songfic that incorporates at least 3 lines of the song's lyrics into your fiction piece. Other than the lyric requirement, there are no ( Read more... )

Her paws padded softly down the cold stone floors of Hogwarts, cold even as spring was inching its way in outside. The occasional streak of warm sunlight from a window was enough to make her pause, stretching languorously, her purr a soft brogue in her throat.

Only the students studying for their O.W.L.S and N.E.W.T.S were around for the holiday, ( Read more... )

Hogsmeade prompt: While pets a.k.a. familiars don't seem to play a role in the lives of some characters in the Harry Potter world, they do play a very important role with the trio. Afterall Harry has Hedwig, Hermione has Crookshanks and Ron has Scabbers Pigwidgeon. Your task is to write a fic about picking out an animal for your very first year at ( Read more... )

Butterbeer Corks 
Luna watched the throngs of students and parents around her. She had gotten to Platform Nine and Three-Quarters on her own; her father had a tip on a Crumple-Horned Snorkack and wasn’t able to come. She watched as Molly Weasley clucked over her brood, handing out scoldings and hugs in equal numbers. Luna reached up to her necklace ( Read more... )