I really... really need this to stop--

THIS LITTLE SELKIE WENT TO THE MARKET, THIS LITTLE SELKIE WENT TO THE...

[Ace crapola, she's not letting it get much further than that. Click! This is a real problem, considering she's barely literate and can hardly read, much less tap out the letters. Responses will take roughly ten minutes ICly as she ( Read more... )

[The buffet is ... interesting, and mouth-watering and wholly unlike any feeding ground Joey has ever seen, but it doesn't have raw fish. It's been two days, she's found human-type clothing (currently, she's sporting an inside-out and backwards tee that goes down to her knees) and she's collected the courage to go foraging again ( Read more... )

[Joey wakes up on the softest bed of sand she's ever laid in. She yawns, whiskers tweaking, and rolls onto her back. Through the muggy haze of contented sleep, she notices how oddly... unbroken the bed is. Not even the smallest of shells digging into her backside. The blacks of her eyes open to slits, and then fly wide ( Read more... )