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Diary of the Awesome Me 004 || Union Cave || 4th Wall

Nov 28, 2010 16:42

[There's loud shuffling as the Pokegear turns on to reveal...nothing. It's pitch black, so when Prussia stumbles over what is presumably a bunch of rocks, pained cursing can be heard.]

WHERE THE FUCK AM--

ONIX! Geodude!

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this is your fault austria, !route_29, stupid troll hungary, what is this lameness, 4th wall, fuck life

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[video] gochuugoku November 29 2010, 01:26:52 UTC

[Normally, China would say somethings like "you need to be more aware of your surroundings" or "just call out your pokemon to help you," but he's trying not to freeze to death at the moment. His skin is blue and it looks like he had been crying a few minutes ago since his eyes were red.]

At least you're s-somewhere w-warm, aru.

[video] originofawesome November 29 2010, 01:40:05 UTC

[HE IS RUNNING. LIKE NOBODY EVER HAS. LOOK HE'S MAKING A NEW WORLD RECORD.]

OF COURSE I'M FUCKING WARM YOU IDIOT! I'M FUCKING RUNNING!

[video] gochuugoku November 29 2010, 01:48:50 UTC

C-Call out your pokemon to help, aru. Or throw water onto those rock p-pokemon.

[He's got enough problems on his hands.]

[video] originofawesome November 29 2010, 01:55:55 UTC

[................Right. He'll be tossing his Pokeballs to let his Pidgeotto and Growlithe out. They both had been sleeping, and Prussia didn't care much for wandering in the dark carrying them...

They manage to chase away the Onix and Geodude as Prussia stands to the side, panting.]

The...hell..happened to you?

[video] gochuugoku November 29 2010, 02:25:39 UTC

M-Me? L-Lien-Hua was almost killed and Li and Ling were badly hurt, b-but they're all okay now. The gash on Lien-Hua's f-front was bad, so I had to s-stitch it closed, a-aru.

This huge, blue monster-bird c-came out of nowhere and attacked us.

[video] originofawesome November 29 2010, 02:31:43 UTC

Go to the Pokecenter, dumbass.

What, your Pokemon were too weak to defend you from another one?

[video] gochuugoku November 29 2010, 02:35:31 UTC

L-Like hell I can! I'm in a frozen wasteland, there's no civilization out here! I'm hiding in a damn cave right now!

Also, just so you know, that bird was not an ordinary pokemon. It seemed to be one of those legendary ones.

[video] originofawesome November 29 2010, 02:40:25 UTC

[Oh, so it isn't just him. Good to know.]

You woke up somewhere random too. [Scowls] What the hell is going on?

[Brightens - he's already trying to figure out how to catch it~] There are legendaries here? KESESESE!

[video] gochuugoku November 29 2010, 04:54:35 UTC

I don't know, aru. It looks like everyone in Johto has been caught up in this mess, though.

I believe so, but because they're legendary, that makes them more powerful than the other pokemon and harder to catch, aru. [He moves the camera so Prussia can see his Gyarados, Lien-Hua. Stitches can bee seen on her front.] The one I ran into almost killed her.

1/2 [video] originofawesome November 29 2010, 06:06:40 UTC

World's gone to shit again.

Kesese, a worthy challenge!

2/2 [video] originofawesome November 29 2010, 06:08:25 UTC

[Draws in a sharp breathe.]

Use your potions on her!

[video 1:2] gochuugoku November 29 2010, 06:14:15 UTC

Hmph, I agree with you for once. And to think that I thought I was in Russia or Siberia at first, aru. I was horribly wrong.

I already did, aru. You should have seen her after that bird got her with its bright-blue beam. Her gash went right across her front and there was so much red snow... [He shudders.] But after I used a potion on her, the gash shrunk in size and I sewed it closed. When she wakes up I'll give her some of that milk I bought from Netherlands, aru.

[video 2:2] gochuugoku November 29 2010, 06:16:24 UTC

Oh, by the way, Prussia. You do know that Lien-Hua used to be that Magikarp I caught, right?

[He's not trying to show off, he's just asking a simple question. He also wonders if Prussia's Magikarp evolved yet.]

1/2 [video] originofawesome November 29 2010, 10:23:22 UTC

[Snort] Then you'd be in Hell.

[He winces as well, knowing the attachment to one's own Pokemon.] If he didn't lie, then the milk should fix it.

2/2 [video] originofawesome November 29 2010, 10:25:02 UTC

YOU LIE.

[Prussia recently took a break from training Lisbeth, so she hasn't evolved yet. It's really frustrating, seemingly going nowhere, and he's starting to wonder if it's a waste of his time.]

[video] gochuugoku November 30 2010, 04:58:44 UTC

I think I already am in Hell, aru...

[He shakes his head.] No, really. I saw it all happen, aru. Then again, you don't have to believe me. I just thought I'd give you some incensive for training your Magikarp, aru.

[By now, he knows better than to argue with Prussia, considering the flames will only grow bigger and hotter.]

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