Diary of the Awesome Me 004 || Union Cave || 4th Wall
[There's loud shuffling as the Pokegear turns on to reveal...nothing. It's pitch black, so when Prussia stumbles over what is presumably a bunch of rocks, pained cursing can be heard.]
WHERE THE FUCK AM--
ONIX! Geodude!
[Of course, that's when he finally manages to find a flash light, to reveal several angry Onix and Geodudes staring at him accusingly. It seems they don't take kindly to being trampled all over. At least it explains why the ground was moving. Guess it wasn't an earthquake. Prussia doesn't bother responding, he just turns and bolts as they start chasing him.]
WHERE THE FUCK AM--
ONIX! Geodude!
[Of course, that's when he finally manages to find a flash light, to reveal several angry Onix and Geodudes staring at him accusingly. It seems they don't take kindly to being trampled all over. At least it explains why the ground was moving. Guess it wasn't an earthquake. Prussia doesn't bother responding, he just turns and bolts as they start chasing him.]